Re: [OT] What do you do when you're NOT gonna die?


"Myrmidon" <imnot@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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In article <yW74i.20191$xu.6575@trndny07>, brother_malthius@xxxxxxxxxxx
says...

"Matt C" <nope@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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So, I found a lump where a lump should not be.
And my doctor (and a second opinion) told me to prepare for the worst.
And I made my peace with The End.


And the scan and the blood test both said I'm fine.

So what the **** do I do now?

I think its funny (and quite sad) that no one said "congratulations on
not
dieing of cancer".

What are you trying to say? "RGMW - it's better than cancer." That's
quite the sales pitch. How about "Death - it's a cure for 'the hobby'."


What are you talking about? In my perochial school (purely fabricated,
public school representin', yo!) we learned that hell was a place where you
commit large sums of money only to have all your work invalidated every
other year as they 'revise' the system to put everything you own into
obselecense.
So, if those imaginary nuns are correct, death isn't the cure, its just the
begining. Now, is Gav or Jervis Satan?


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