Re: Difficult things in life, part 1

On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 14:51:23 GMT, pibbur
<oopsNO.CAPS000@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:01:11 +0200, Ashikaga <citizenashi@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> Eek! pibbur wrote:
>>> 1. To tell if a woman is pregnant or not.
>>> What do you say if you, based on a characteristic curvature of the
>>> abdomen, asked when the child was expected. And she said "I'm not
>>> pregnant." ...Eh...
>>>
>>> Generally I avoid commenting on pregnancies until I see a child within
>>> the
>>> womb (ultrasound) or on it's way out.
>>
>> Don't say it.... When a customer came to the store I worked at, I tend
>> to
>> refrain myself to redirect them to maternity section until they asked it
>> themselves. Sometimes it is really hard to tell.
>>
>> BTW, usually female tend to store fat in their thighs more often then in
>> the belly, but it's possible. Though I've also heard that when a person
>> have a stomach cancer, their belly would swell up too,
>
>That would either be a late stage tumor when the abdomen starts
>accumulating fluid. These patients look SICK as well. Or it could be a
>large cystic tumor, typicaløly in tne ovaries. Can be a benign tumor or i
>could be cancer.
>
>Eh. Did you ask for the medical details?
Or, if they're from around here, they are just FAT. At least here,
studies have shown our area to have an unusually large population of
the "apple-shaped" fat women that seems to be more detrimental to
health than some other shapes.
--
Optician Dragon
-=UDIC=-
"There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it."
Larry Niven
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