Re: Want to win your Handicapping Contest?

www.lasvegaslocksonline.com wrote:

Check out

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Guaranteed to win or its free!



You have nothing to lose!

You realize of course this is innaccurate.
A potential customer who becomes a customer
*might* well lose PLENTY if your picks DO NOT
win.
Sure, you wouldn't charge him for the picks,
but that's little consolation IF the picks
lose - since he would be LOSING the money he
would subsequently bet on your picks.

It is IRRELEVENT should you now reply that
"he won't lose on [YOUR] picks"
TOTALLY IRRELEVENT!
Unless of course you GUARANTEE THAT
by offering to refund ALL BETS LOST AT EVERY
SPORTSBOOK that any customer bet and lost on
your picks.
You can't/won't make that GUARANTEE, so
therefore any claim that you "won't lose" is
frivolous, and to some, may be insulting.

We don't begrudge a man a chance to make
an honest living. Good luck with your
enterprise, though I recommend you post all
your picks at www.bigguy.com for proper
documentation. You'll need that to prove to
skeptical customers - RIGHTFULLY skeptical -
that you can indeed win and keep winning.
However in the meantime, claims that
"You have nothing to lose!" are considered
bogus here.
.

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