Re: NFL PICKS!!!


The Poorman wrote:
> HEY Football Fans!
>
> I'm here to

spam the group and solicit for his pathetic website.


> talk to you


You talk "to" us because most people here aren't stupid enough to allow
you to speak with us.



> about NFL/NCAA football advice.
> Everyone has a prediction and an opinion. It's up to YOU, the
> individual, how and where to get the information you want but more
> importantly, how to use it, and which source gives you the most
> confidence on Gameday.
>


Thank you Captain Obvious.


> Sports advice is NOT gambling.

Neither are my Nikes.


> It is simply done for entertainment
> purposes only. With that being said,


Just to clarify, what you just said is that your words are not meant to
be believed, they are for entertainment purposes only.


> please allow me to offer my
> opinion on "IF" a person is interested in getting NFL/NCAA football
> advice, NOT to pay tons of money, for Christ's sake, it's only for
> entertainment! After all, gambling IS illegal.


Can somebody parse this for me please, what is this guy talking about?





>
> On Gameday 4 for 4 is BIG.

And?


> Success can be measured by going
> 11-3, 10-4, or even 9-5 against the spread.

So?

> This brings bragging
> rights.

Your screed brings riotous laughter.



> NO sports handicapper will be 10-0 every week.


But amazingly, so many will go 0-10.

> If that were the
> case, they'd be MILLIONAIRES.


Another guy that has no idea of what money is.


> NOBODY can guarantee success every week.
> Those who say they can are LIARS.

Idiot. Success isn't measured by the week.


>
> I personally am NOT a fan of phone calls, solicitations, Vegas,
> offshore, and any other crap!


Obviously not a fan of BEING lied to, but loves to do the lying.



> I highly advise



Who the fu*k are you and why should anybody give a *** what you advise
about any topic at all?




> against paying $50, $75,
> or $100 for any handicappers' best advice for ONE week or for only a
> couple of games.
>
> Be careful of the sports advisors on TV, as few really know what they
> are talking about. There are some GOOD ones,


There are? Who are they?



> but they are few and far
> between.


Do you have any facts to squeeze in here in between the bull***,
scammer?


>
> Some handicappers say they were 9-0 last week, how you REALLY know
> unless shelled out a TON of money to make a call to them?


Some handicappers are properly documented, THAT'S how you really know.

Not surpising that the concept of being fairly and properly documented
is so foreign to you . . .



>
> A website that offers a "NO B.S." policy is
> http://www.assholespicks.com


Says Mr. ***.


>
> This website gives you a seasonal winning percentage every week. If you
> are a member, all you need to do is simply look in their archives
> section.


The archives? You mean the archives that can be adjusted by the
webmaster to say anything you want it to say after the results of the
games are known?



> Proof positive for you to know


how full of*** this clown is.



> the advice they give


They? Aren't YOU they?

> is exactly
> what you get. I believe their subscription rate is only something like
> $25.00 for the ENTIRE NFL season!


You believe? You don't know how much you charge?


> Every game is personally picked
> against the spread.


Personally picked?


> I have not found very many other websites that will
> give so much, for so little.


Well you seem like an idiot, so they're probably out there, but you
just can't find them using the Sesame Street Search Engine that you
use.



> They don't guarantee success of any kind,


Losers.


> (but who can?)

Winners.


> they do however offer advice,


I bet it's great advice.


> opinions,

Do you know what they say opinions are like?

> trends,


Ahhhh, you're a trends man . . . why didn't you just say so from the
beginning??


> matchups
> and news that the average football fan may not know about.


Exactly what kind of news are you privy to that the average football
fan would not be?



>
> ***'s Picks.com features daily/weekly NCAA/NFL updates,


translate: newsfeed


> Vegas odds,


Wow, where would I get those from if not for you?


> false favorites,


False favorites? LOL . . .


> valuable underdog selections, team analysis,
> predictions and trends all throughout the entire College and NFL
> seasons. That's what I like about them.


Is that what you like most about them? I thought what you liked most
about them is that you and "they" share the same penis . . .




>
> Most weeks they will provide exceptional predictions and advice.


I doubt it. I can tell by what an imbecile their proprietor sounds
like. You.


> They
> also have the option of trying them out on a week-to week basis for
> $5.00 per week.


I'm sure it's worth every penny, too.


> This is how I joined because I was a skeptic


skeptic or septic?


> at first,
> and then I figured


that you were them so you started paying attention to what you were
doing?


> what the hell it is only $5.00 for a week so I
> joined.


So you made your decision based on the low price?

Obviously a man of integrity that demands the best and only the best.




> I was surprisingly happy, even though beforehand I was having
> second thoughts. But $5.00 cannot even buy 2 gallons of gas these days
> so I had little to lose.
>


Most people that pay themselves . . . have very little to lose.




> Once a member, customers have access to some excellent information,
> picks and selections, trends, match-ups, and news. To my delight the
> website was true to their word and steered clear of: no solicitations,
> no phone calls, no Vegas, no offshore, and most importantly, they were
> true to their word.


They just forgot to tell us that they were sending you here . . .



>
> That is why I posted this article because


I'm them and I'm a self serving lying jackass.



> on their website they
> actually have enough guts to say they are only human and are not
> perfect and do not win every game.


How admirable.



> I have joined and am VERY happy.
> That is why I am passing this along to others who might not know what
> to do or where to turn to if they are interested in NFL and NCAA
> football advice.

And here I thought it was because it was your own website and was
merely spamming the group.

What could I have been thinking . . .

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