Re: OT: George W. Bush Presidential Library.

Very funny! Don't forget one of my all-time favorite quotes, "Fool me
once, shame on... shame on you. But fool me can't get fooled again!"

On Jan 12 2009 11:39 AM, thepixelfreak wrote:

Found this on rec.photo.digital. Good for a laugh or two..



The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and
accepting donations.

The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
anything.

3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show
up.

4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.

7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

11. The *** Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shooting gallery.

12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.



Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate
and view the President's accomplishments.



The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W.Bush:


1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
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thepixelfreak


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"Actually, I will read Jason's posts too. He's smart also." - Paul
Popinjay, 10/21/2007 (http://tinyurl.com/4bggyp)

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