Re: Me for President
- From: "Robert Ladd" <rladd5@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2008 00:47:40 -0700
"Ernie Lazlo" <ernie27@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Fletch" <a294bb4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned.
English is the official language.
Speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two-year solationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude.
NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'WalMart' policy:
'If we
ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required
to man one of our many observation towers on the southern
border.
(Six month tour)
They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND
aliens.
(5) Social Security will immediately return to itS original state.
If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting' nuttin' out.
Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to
touch
it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the
40 hour school week and the successful completion of
urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes -- Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you will be banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt theTurkish method:
The first time you steal, you lose your right hand.
There will be no more life sentences -- if you are convicted
of a
Capitol Offense, you will be put to death by the same method you
chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed - Wheat --
The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact
price
of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes.
When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American
people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen
can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and
every day in Congress -- right after a prayer to God.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate
ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes,
but a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better
than what you're gonna get.
I don't want to be President. That is limited to 4 maybe 8 years. I want
to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. That is for life. I also want
pictures of 4 other Justices naked with farm animals.
Ernie
Maybe I can help you with the second part of that request. Which 4 are you
looking for?
Robert Ladd
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