OT: Dramatic New Shift in Global Weather: Global Darkening

There has been a dramatic new shift noted by the advocates of WGCEIYPD
(World Government Covering Everything Including Your Personal
Decisions).

This dramatic new shift is: Global Darkening.

As the sun begins to set, the activists at WGCEIYPD have noticed an
alarming trend. In the last few minutes, the illumination reaching
New York has dramatically decreased.

Left unchecked, this decrease could result in total and complete
blackness.

The chaos resulting from this would be unimaginable.

There is no time for debate. Those who are taking money from the
lighting industry are hate mongers who just want to cash in on this
trend. It is they who claim that this darkening is just a recurring
trend in history, and that if we only wait until morning, then
everything will be alright once again.

Don't be fooled by them. These are the same people who demand the
right not to be killed by lunatic gunmen on college campuses, when
everybody knows that we all need to be disarmed and left dependent on
the police (if they ever get there in time).

Let us not follow the example of countries on the other side of the
world. They failed to heed the warnings. And before they could stop
it, their entire nations were covered in darkness. Last we checked,
it was still dark there, and one can only imagine the devastation and
ruin into which those countries must have fallen by now.

Ignore the radical accusations of the "deniers," and simply believe---
BELEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!! in global darkening.

Only we can save you, only us at WGCEIYPD. Give us all power, and we
will take care of you. Trust us--- trust, and do not verify (that
would be so tacky, so ugh Reaganesque).

And forget all this nonsense about the sun. The sun has nothing to do
with it.
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