Re: OT : mo attacked by wild beast

On May 31, 2:24 pm, "mo_charles" <harrybal...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
three times in the last week, at exactly the same time and in exactly the
same location, a huge black raven has swooped down on my head and attacked
me. i have yet to see the beast approaching, and am only alerted to its
presence only by a crack on the top of my head - a dark shadow flies over
me then lands on a pole, building ledge, or tree branch. the little piece
of *** on his safety perch turns sideways, cocks his head, and watches me
with his beady little bird eyes - i think he keeps his beak cracked open
as an intimidation tactic. i try to escape, but the little fucker follows
me. so far, i've managed to shake the bloodthirsty beast with a fake run
here and a false gallop there, but today the relationship CHANGES. mo
ain't running from no friggin' bird THIS TIME. mo's gonna stand his
ground and fight. this afternoon, somewhere in downtown chicago, there
will be an old fashioned evolutionary grudge match between two wild,
vengeful, and angry beasts - today, a raven's gonna DIE!!!!

Time to break out that old tennis racket when you go out.

i'm still debating the method of murder. it takes a lot of guts to attack
something 20 times as massive as yourself, so i believe his demise should
be noble. ideas?

If you can't do it with your bare hands, you are a wuss. If he blinds
you, and they LOVE to eat human eyes, it will keep you from posting.
You will post nevermore.

If you win, you can crow about it.

Will in New Haven

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Get it, "crow" about it.



mo_charles

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