Re: Broken Ramashiva Rules Template


"mo_charles" <harrybalzer@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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:> >Think you can master the sophistication of Google and Outlook Express,
: Patti?
: >
: > Can? Trivially.

Stop thinking you know anything about anything, Patti. You don't. Advances
in computer hardware and software technology have left you in the dust, and
have made irrelevant and obsolete everything you know or think you know
about computers and software.

The arrogance of your offering to help me for a consulting fee is beyond
belief. Do you really think there is any topic related to computers, poker,
or mathematics that you can teach me anything about???

Who the *** do you think I am? You are seriously not even qualified to be
my student on any subject involving computers, poker, or mathematics.

Learn your place in the intelligence and knowledge hierarchy.

While you were pompously talking down to me and offering to help me for a
consulting fee, PokerIsFun correctly diagnosed the problem. An improperly
formatted post had fucked up the formatting of the entire webpage. You
would never have figured that out in a million years.

You too, Mo Ron. This entire discussion went right over your head.

You think what I am talking about means using the Google search engine???
That wasn't even part of the discussion. Patti thinks copying and pasting
from Outlook Express to the Blogger compose window means I am writing HTML
in Outlook Express.

LOL. You two clowns have no idea how ridiculous you look to anyone who
knows anything at all about computers, which neither of you do.

: > Would I touch Outlook Express? Not with someone else's ten-foot pole.

Coming from the ugliest creature, human or non-human, to ever walk the face
of the earth. I guarantee you I can do things with Outlook Express that you
could never figure out how to do in a million years. Don't dismiss a
software tool just because you are too dumb to know how to use it properly.

: > As for Blogger, it's basically just another blogging platform. I
: > haven't used it in a few years, but my understanding is that it's
: > just another blogging platform, and it doesn't have any unusual
: > sophistication or complexity.

LOL. Patti, I described what I was doing, and you thought I was writing
HTML with Outlook Express. LMFAO!!! You don't have a clue.

With regard to your arrogant dismissiveness of Outlook Express, you are too
dumb to even know how to use it properly. I guarantee I can use Outlook
Express to run circles around anything you can do with any other newsreader.
Mainly because you are so fucking dumb.

Blogger is not just another blogging platform. Yeah, that's what it was a
few years ago. Google bought it a couple of years ago, and they have put a
lot of development work into it. It is now light years ahead of anything
else available. Maybe you missed the fact that most of the really heavy
duty computer ubergeeks now work for Google.

I'm sure you don't know this, but Google is much more than a search engine
company. They now have the smartest most creative people in the world
working for them. The software they are producing is the best designed most
innovative stuff around. Microsoft and all others are still operating in
the stone age by comparison.

You made a total fool of yourself by posturing as a computer expert, rather
than just analyzing the problem and solving it, as PokerIsFun helpfully and
unpretentiously did.

But you think you are a computer ubergeek and just dismiss the best blogging
tool available without even knowing anything about it.
:
: patti, our wilhelm is an ubergenius (he wields a non-verifiable 200+ IQ

How is my IQ unverifiable, ***? I guess perfect scores on IQ tests
designed to measure genius level IQs are not sufficient verification.

: damn high!). he's conquered life's challenges armed with nothing but his
: birthday suit, 80 extra pounds,

Is that right, ***? Stop thinking I am still fat. Just by following a
more rigorous low-fat diet than I had been following, I have dropped my
weight from 288 to 240 in three months without trying to restrict my caloric
intake or get on any exercise program. If you think I am carrying around 80
extra pounds, you must think my ideal weight is 160. LOL. At 205, which I
weighed after Marine Corps boot camp, I am bean pole skinny.

At 240, my neck is 20", my chest is 52", my waist is 38". You think those
are the measurements of a fat man??? Those are the measurements of a real
man -- something you will never be in your wildest dreams.

: a serious lack of charisma,

LOL. What would you know about my charisma??? You would have to meet me in
person to know anything about my charisma. If you ever met me in person,
you would be blinded by the pure white light which surrounds me and
literally lights up the darkest darkness. I can drive down a twisting,
winding dirt road in the desert at night with my headlights off and see the
road perfectly. Even wearing sunglasses, the pure white light of God's holy
love shines brightly from my eyes and illuminates everything I look at.

a free house,

Huh??? What makes you think you know anything about my personal affairs? My
parents and I bought the house together in 1993 for $60,000. It is now
worth $160,000.

My parents wanted to make damn sure I had a house to live in after they
died, so they subsequently decided to pay off the mortgage and put the house
in a trust, so I couldn't sign over the deed to some stripper the next time
I decided to follow Jesus' injunction --

"Sell all your possessions; give the money to the poor; and come, follow
me."

I really feel sorry for those poor strippers at Cheetahs, who have to let
horny old men like me suck on their tits so they can make the payments on
their Mercedes Benz automobiles.

Putting a house in a trust does not equate to having a trust fund. I don't
have a trust fund waiting for me. Why don't you tell us how much you stand
to inherit when your parents die. You are a disgusting rich pig who thinks
he is better than everyone else because he was lucky enough to be born to
rich parents.

I have repeatedly given away all my money and possessions, then built myself
back up from nothing. How many times have you given away everything you
own, Mo Ron? You are a selfish greedy pig, who desperately clutches all his
meager possessions to his bosom, knowing if you ever lost what you have, you
could never get back what was handed to you on a silver platter to begin
with.

That's the difference between you and me. Money and possessions mean
nothing to me. I can give everything away and my creativeness allows me to
get as much money as I want any time I want it. I am not interested in
money, beyond that necessary to pay the bills of a modest frugal lifestyle.
I don't need to impress anyone with how rich or successful I am. That's why
I drive a 1985 Toyota Tercel. I am not trying to impress anyone. All you
assholes who spend more than $15,000 on a new car are shallow and sick. A
car is to get from point A to point B, not to impress everyone who sees you
driving it.

: trust fund,

Trust fund??? Putting a house in a trust so I won't deed it away to a
stripper doesn't constitute a trust fund, ***. Why don't you tell us
about how you are a child of wealth and privilege, which I am not, and have
had everything in your life handed to you on a silver platter?

: charitable relatives,

Huh? I have never gotten any charity from any relatives. I have gotten
financial assistance from my parents when I found myself moneyless and
possessionless, AGAIN. Otherwise, I have paid my own way and my own bills.
Why don't you tell us about all the financial assistance you have gotten
from your parents??? They were so rich, you were ineligible for a
scholarship to one of the most expensive universities in the world. If you
had been born of working class parents who grew up on farms, as I was so
born, you would be nothing, absolutely nothing. You are so fucking stupid
you would have wound up a penniless bum on the streets.

and a host of government ponzi schemes designed to assist the similarly
gifted.

What government ponzi schemes would those be??? The only government
assistance I have ever received in my life were my VA educational benefits,
which I EARNED, ***. And my student loans, which I also paid back with
money I earned working, not speculating in financial markets. Parasites
like you contribute absolutely nothing to society. Read some studies which
show that real estate speculators increase the price of housing by 30%.
Speculators in the oil market cause the price of oil to be $10/barrel than
it otherwise would be. Scumbags like you who make a living speculating in
the financial markets just make things more costly for everyone else. You
worthless parasites contribute nothing, absolutely nothing to society,
except for the taxes you pay. And you bitch about paying taxes to fund the
government, when the government provides the infrastructure and legal system
to make your parasitic lifestyle possible in the first place.

Please to not portray me as a taker of handouts, from the government or
anyone else.

Still think Social Security is a Ponzi scheme??? Gee, its only running a
$200 billion annual surplus and earning 5% interest on the SS Trust Fund,
which will pay all promised benefits for the next 40 years, even if no minor
tweaks are made to FICA tax rates, retirement age, or benefit schedules. If
no tweaks whasoever are made to Social Security, when the Trust Fund runs
dry in 40 years, the current FICA tax rates will pay 80% of all promised
benefits, which will be much higher in real terms that benefits paid to
current retirees. But Social Security is a Ponzi scheme which will
eventually collapse, leaving those late to the party with nothing. Yeah,
right, sure.

I know you right-wing nutcases hate Social Security. It gives the lie to
all your claims that government programs are always a boondoggle, and that
private enterprise is always more efficient than government.

Guess what, Mo Ron? My 62nd birthday is September 9. I could start drawing
Social Security if I wanted to. I don't need the money, ***. I can
wait until 70 for a much bigger annuity. You seem to forget, I have the
secret to immortality in the physical body. I don't need the money now, and
I won't need the money then. Please do not try to portray me as dependent
on handouts from the government or anyone else.

: this man plays $2/$4 limit hold 'em for a living!

Yes, and when I play four simultaneous games, my hourly rate exceeds that of
the world's best $20/$40 B&M player. I could make much more than I do
playing poker. I could play a lot more hours. I have the bankroll to play
much higher if I wanted to.

Unlike you, I am not driven by greed and avarice. I don't try to make money
for the sake of making money. I earn precisely enough to pay the bills of a
frugal, simple lifestyle. Spending any time earning more money than that
would reveal me to be a shallow, materialistic idiot like you, who thinks
your worth as a person is measured by how much money you have.

: if you challenge his abilities one more time, patti,

She didn't challenge my abilities. That is way above her pay grade. She
made a fool of herself by offering to help me for a consulting fee, rather
than just solve the problem like PokerIsFun did. She further made a fool of
herself by thinking that copying and pasting from Outlook Express to the
Blogger compose window meant I was writing HTML with Outlook Express. Shows
how clueless she is about Blogger. The Blogger compose window is a WYSIWYG
editor, and you can thow most anything into it and the resulting webpage
will format properly. You never need to even deal with HTML, unless you
want to do additional tweaking, or some weird bug in the generated HTML
forces you to drop down to HTML to fix the bug. Patti is clueless on all
subjects related to computers, poker, and mathematics, just like yourself.

: i'll be forced to second his brilliant assertion that you're nothing but a
jealous ***.

Where did I say she was a jealous ***??? You just love to put words in my
mouth don't you Mo Ron? Do you also want to put your microsized pencil ***
in my mouth? Are you another one of those assfucking, cocksucking,
HIV-infected, limp-wristed faggots? Wouldn't surprise me at all.

What I said is that she is an ugly ***. Have you ever seen Patti in
person, Mo Ron? The sight will make the hair on your neck stand on end.
She looks like what I imagine a real troll looks like -- you know, the kind
that live in caves and under bridges.

The woman needs to wear a bag over her head or get serious reconstructive
surgery on her face. Right now, she scares the *** out of women, children,
and pansy assed faggots like you.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

Department of Agitation, Propaganda, and Demagoguery
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