Re: is anyone here going to help me??? does anyone here know anything at all???


"brewmaster" <brewmaster@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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: On Sep 6 2006 9:32 PM, William Coleman wrote:
:
: > "ShuffletownKid" <ShuffletownKid@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
: > news:yBMLg.6382$Qg.1662@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
: > : No. You aren't going to get any help. You ignored a couple good posts
that
: > : would lead you to a fix and you alienated everyone else that could
tell
: > you
: > : the simple fix.
: >
: > Oh, you think there is a simple fix??? Then tell me what it is. I will
be
: > very impressed and will defer to you as an HTML ubergeek in the future.
: > Most of the people who replied, including those who talked down to me,
are
: > far from knowing how to solve this problem. Otherwise, they would have
just
: > told me the solution.
: >
: > : Keep posting though, it's like watching Baby Huey on bad acid.
: >
: > You just don't get how rude it is for people to jump in and flame me,
after
: > I humbly asked help from those who know more than I do. No one who has
: > replied to me even understands the problem, as evidenced by their posts.
: > You seem think you understand the problem and know the solution.
Enlighten
: > me please.
: >
: > Exactly who do you think offered anything helpful???
: >
: > Dead Dead Money and one or two others. The rest are garbage or worse.
In
: > particular, Patti Beetles is pathetic. Offering to help for a
consulting
: > fee. Please. She is beyond clueless. You seem to think you know what
: > would help me. Why don't you enlighten me? I would appreciate any help
you
: > can give me.
: >
: > Listen. I specifically requested HTML ubergeeks only in these threads.
Do
: > you have any idea how rude it is to jump in and start flaming the OP,
when
: > he has specifically stated that he only wants to hear from a particular
: > category of posters?
: >
: > I would killfile you, but you write excellent posts, so I will overlook
your
: > little faux pas here.
: >
: >
:
: William, I think there are a couple pieces of information you need to
: have. First and foremost, technical "ubergeeks" as you call them (or I
: could say us, since I am one also) don't like to give out information. We
: like to do the fixing, but we HATE telling other people the secrets of the
: fix.

Yeah, the solution, which has already been found by PokerIsFun, was a big
secret. Somehow, a series of URLs which had been on separate lines got run
onto a single line. I don't know how it happened, but I just put in two
line breaks after each URL and all the problems went away.

Big fucking technical secret.

You see, this gives us "ubergeek" security and guarantees that we
: will have this secret knowledge to ourselves as long as possible. This is
: not a flame, and I'm not kidding. Most "geeks" just will not spill the
: knowledge unless they have to. It took us years sometimes to gain this
: knowledge, and we don't want you to get it for free. You have to work at
: it like we did. I could fix your html for you, but I won't.

It wasn't HTML, you clueless clown. It was run on URLs inside a post. I
bet you would never have found it in a million years.

By the way,
: I'm such an "ubergeek" that I consider html "programming" (LOL at that
: one) something that any kid can do. I write device drivers in real
: programming languages. HTML is baby stuff.

Did I say anything different??? Don't try to impress me. You aren't even
close to being in my league. When I was designing and building operating
systems in the 60's, I was on the design team for two different operating
systems for large mainframes. I also, BY MYSELF, designed programmed and
debugged the entire BIOS for both operating systems. See the BIOS was part
of the operating system in those days. I wrote all the device drivers,
everything.

You are a programming pygmy my friend. Get off your fucking ego trip and
stop talking down to me.

: Second, I think nobody is helping you because most people just don't like
: you and enjoy seeing you beat your head against the wall trying to get
: this fixed. However, you said you spent 8 hours trying to fix it last
: night.

You can't read either, can you? I spent exactly zero time trying to fix
this problem, other than the time to post my problem to Blogger Help Group
and RGP. I spent eight hours trying to un*** the HTML of a post that
Blogger had totally raped, for some reason. It would point out the broken
HTML, I would fix it, then try to publish it, and the same HTML was still
broken. Finally, I just dumped the HTML for the entire post into Notepad
and basically rewrote all of it, because practically every piece of HTML was
fucked in a way that would prevent publishing.

I would be willing to bet you would spend at least three times as much time
unfucking what I unfucked. The actual rewriting of the HTML took one hour,
tops. The rest of the time I just kept trying to repair it, and watching
Blogger refuse to accept the repair.

8 hours to fix something almost nobody will ever read?

That's funny. Have you got a site meter on my weblog? Somebody must be
reading it, because somebody is clicking on the Google Ads.

What is with you people that you all feel compelled to put me down??? I
came on here this evening humbly asking help from people who know more than
I do. What do I get??? One flame after another. Plus, ignorant idiots
like you and Patti Beetles talking down like you know more about computers
than I do.

Newsflash! In your wildest dreams you will never know 1% of what I know
about computers.

Now put your microsized pencil *** back in your pants. You're not supposed
to jack off while working.


: THAT, my friend, is what I call a waste of time.

No, you are a waste of time. You and Patti Beetles both talk down to me and
think you know more than I do about computers. Neither one of you is even
qualified to be my student in a beginning computer science class. But you
both have this supremely arrogant attitude.

Really funny. You are both jokes.

You can join the ugly bitch in my killfile.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

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