first email from ramashiva to razzo


----- Original Message -----
From: "RazzO" <ticorazz@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "William Coleman" <ramashiva@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 4:20 PM
Subject: Hi Bill


:
: Hi Bill,
:
: I appreciate the fact I am one of few you trust enough to watch your
house and care for your cats.
:
: However, I cannot do it. I'm sorry.

And exactly why can't you do it, Darryl??? This is total bull***. I spent
nine hours at your house trying to solve your computer problems. The only
thing I received in return is a Windows XP installation disk, which may or
may not work for me, because the sleeve says that this disk is only for use
by Darryl Phillips.

Christ, you would think I am asking for some great sacrifice from you. I
merely suggested that you house sit my house, as that would give me the most
peace of mind, knowing that my house was not standing empty, vulnerable to
burglars. Did I mention that I live in a bad neighborhood, that my house
has already been broken into once, after which I installed iron bars?

I clearly suggested that an alternative would be for you to come out twice a
week and feed and water the cats. I can leave enough food and water for
them to last them three or four days.

So, if I am gone three weeks, you would have to make a total of six trips.
We are talking about six hours of your time total. If you don't have a
reliable car, I told you that you can use mine.

Listen, Darryl, if you don't do this for me, don't ever expect me to help
you in any way or give you any more advice about fasting or anything else.

If you don't do this for me, here is what I will have to do. I have a total
of six inside cats. Four are living here with me. Two are living with my
mother in Boulder City. The scenario is to put all six cats in my house and
leave them food and water for four days.

There is no one else I trust to give a key to my house when I am out of
town. If you stiff me on this request, I will have to board all six cats at
a cost of $15 per day per cat. That's $90 per day. If I am gone 20 days,
that is $1800. That is what it will cost me if you stiff me on this
request.

Unfuckingbelieveable that you were Doyle's gofer for years. Listen, Doyle
is a card cheat who cannot play. Either Russ or I would slaughter Doyle and
Chip in a straight game where Russ and I provided the cards and the dealers.
Chip and Doyle have been sitting in the top section at the Mirage and the
Bellagio for years, cheating the high rollers out of millions of dollars.
We both know this is true, Darryl. Don't bother to deny it. Yet you have
been attacking Russ and defending Chip and Doyle for years on RGP. What's
up with that?

Chip and Doyle are subhuman scum, and you can quote me on that. But you
will kiss Doyle's ass and do anything he wants. You claim to be my friend,
yet you cannot assume the responsibility to come to my house twice a week to
feed and water my cats???

If that is your final position, then go *** yourself, Darryl. You are
subhuman scum, just like your cheating overlords of the real poker mafia --
Chip and Doyle.

Oh, by the way, can you do one thing for me? You previously told me you
knew how to get ahold of Robbie Border. I believe it was his email address.
If you know Robbie's email address and/or phone number can you please email
me that information or call me and tell me?

Oh, by the way, I reserve the right to publish this email on RGP, and I
probably will if I do not get a satisfactory response from you. I put Russ
on the CC list just to let him know clearly and unambiguously exactly how I
stand vis a vis Razzo, Chip, and Doyle -- in other words, the cheating
overlords of the real poker mafia and their asskissing, brownnosing minion.
That would be you, Darryl. The asskissing, brownnosing minion.


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William Coleman (ramashiva)

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