Re: Driving drunk while watching porn and masturbating


"Zoloft" <zoloft@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:wQapg.3$wP7.1@xxxxxxxxxxx
Not even an NBA player is that well coordinated.

Source: http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html

On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and
masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside
a
store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man
whose
Suburban was hit in the crash.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness
said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted
on
the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban
parked on University Avenue Southeast.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him,
"That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the
accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying
attention
to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top
of
the sidewalk."

In a video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call
police
saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a
driver's license.


I hurt my back laughing at this. Can I sue this guy too?




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