Re: a poker site has stolen my money

thanks for the smile john.

FloridaJohn wrote:

This is getting too common. Just the other night I had a canasta site
sneak into my bedroom and hit me over the head with a nice salami.

It's getting to the point where you can't trust anyone anymore.

My advice to you would be to fly over here and find the site. Get one
of those super-saver thingies and fly standby, you could probably get
here for $250 or so. Then hop in a cab and drive around.

It can't take you too long - this country is not really as big as
everyone says it is (but that's a secret, so shhhhh!). Also, keep in
mind that the states are not really different colors (or colours, for
you) as they show on a map (which is another trick to make the country
look bigger than it is - what a scam) so sometimes it's hard to know
what state you're in just by looking at the ground. (Oddly enough
though, North Dakota IS indeed purple, but that's just a coincidence.)

I doubt that the site is "controlled" by the US however, since, as
online poker is illegal here, it would most likely have to be remote
controlled by "them". (Although since the US government set this up to
take $150 of your hard-earned money, there's no telling what lengths
they'd go to I guess.) Check with Radio Shack, they keep a record of
everyone who has remote control stuff. (Ask for Bob - he'll help you
out.)

As far as hitting them where it hurts, you're going to need the
following supplies:

1 pair of steel toed boots.
1 set of jumper cables.
2 pillow shams.
1 unabridged dictionary.
16 Northern Pike (6 lbs minimum).
2 tapes of the last Oprah show.
6 soft boiled eggs.

After you poost full details, I will post instructions for the above.

Yours,
Cheek, Tounge In

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