No such thing as a bad beat?



I've been whining about bad beats on line for a long time and somehow it just doesn't seem to do any good.

My KK is still getting called all the way down to the river by A x and the only thing in doubt is whether the river will be an A or the fourth card of a four board straight for the x or the fourth flush card for the A when I have a K of the suit or the x when I don't.

My AK never hits while their 7 2 offsuit makes two pairs.

My AQ loses to their A J when their three outer hits on the river.

My flopped rainbow straight dies to runner runner flush.

My AA KK QQ JJ TT loses to their small pair two outer on the river not one out of seventeen times but nine out of ten times.

When something happens over and over again, then it obviously can't be a bad beat.

So that leaves the following possibilities:

1.The poker stats are terribly wrong, premium hands and trash are in fact reversed in the on-line universe. I just can't believe that. That would be too easy.

,or

2.On line poker is fixed. Now who in their right mind would believe that. Is that the sound of crickets mating?

,or

3.I am the unluckiest, losing MOFO on the face of the earth. UMMMM...I think I'm on to something.


ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I hate this game...

Laughing all the way to the grave.

.



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