Re: New poker movie

George: Hey. (pointing at him) Corbin Bernsen.

Corbin Bernsen: How ya doing?

George: Big fan! Big fan.

Corbin Bernsen: Yeah.

George: Hey, you grew a beard, huh?

Corbin Bernsen: Yeah, yeah. I'm doing a movie during my hiatus.

George: Hey. You know, do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law.

Corbin Bernsen: Really.

Flash forward to the middle of George's 'pitch'.

George: ...so mind you, at this point I'm only going out with her two or
three
weeks. So she goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at
this
time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my
mind for a
few days. Maybe a week. Not a week, five, six days.

Corbin Bernsen: Yeah yeah yeah. So what happened?

George: Well, it's the damnedest thing. The cat dies. So she comes back
into
town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board.

Corbin Bernsen: So you killed the cat.

George: That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died
of
natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a
brand new
cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not
gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of
all, I
go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say,
you show
me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for
a new
cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of
here,
and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great
case on
L.A. Law?

Corbin Bernsen just stares at George.

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