Re: Don't Cross Post


"Lamey" <teandson@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
What do you call your rants?

....Wanking 101 by Wanky Doodle...He wrote the book...


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On 14 Jun 2007 17:13:02 GMT, John Griffin <thathillbilly@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Punching bag "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
called John Griffin stirred from its deep slumber and
pronounced to usenet:

Note, shithead: Everything I've done in this newsgroup has been
done in this newsgroup, not in your infantile fantasyland.
Fucking superstitious cretin.

The need to explain yourself noted.

: The Not-Great Pretender "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
: wrote:
:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
:: called John Griffin stirred from its deep slumber and
:: pronounced to usenet:
::
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
:::
:::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
:::: called John Griffin stirred from its deep slumber and
:::: pronounced to usenet:
::::
::::: "Steve Leyland"
::::: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
:::::
:::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
:::::: being called John Griffin stirred from its deep slumber
:::::: and pronounced to usenet:
::::::
::::::: "Steve Leyland"
::::::: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
:::::::
:::::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
:::::::: being called Jack Shephard stirred from its deep
:::::::: slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::::::::
::::::::: Robert Perkis <robertp@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
::::::::: news:4666FCD9.EDE2D0AA@xxxxxxxxx:
:::::::::
:::::::::: You all know the drill, don't cross post, don't
:::::::::: reply to trolls, or you pull us all down into the
:::::::::: muck with you.
::::::::::
:::::::::: The idea of bringing in bigger trolls to attack our
:::::::::: trolls is a flawed strategy, just gets you more
:::::::::: trolls, only these are your fault, if the shoe fits,
:::::::::: if not no offense.
::::::::::
:::::::::: Robert Perkis / r.g.l.faq
::::::::::
:::::::::: The moral behind the Three Billy Goats Gruff troll
:::::::::: strategy is to stall by negotiation until you can
:::::::::: bring up overwhelming force.
::::::::::
:::::::::
::::::::: Ricci asked the "big" trolls to come save his ass
::::::::: here.
::::::::
:::::::: why?
:::::::
::::::: alt.troll removed
::::::
:::::: re-added.
:::::
::::: Holy ***--what awesome power *** Steve wields!
::::
:::: meow meow, fuckhead.
:::
::: Wow! The ignorant little *** is a master of riposte!
::: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
:::
::::: Don't piss him off. He'll hit you with something like
::::: that and then crow about it. HAR DE HAR HAR HAR!
::::
:::: oh you're so funny. I've been looking for a new chewtoy
:::: for a while; ooops sorry, looks like you're it.
:::
::: Yeah. Chew away, punk. When you notice that you don't
::: have balls enough to take your first bite and that you
::: don't have the teeth to chew anything except pecker,
::: everyone will know.
::: yuk yuk yuk
::
:: ah I see. gay lames. how entirely original of you.
:: <yawn>
:: if you'd care to be a slightly more amusing chewtoy it'd be
:: highly appreciated, most of them bore me shitless and at
:: first I thought you showed at least some promise.
:
: Uh huh. Any time you can stop the tears of rage and
: frustration

nope, tears of abject hilarity actually.

To misquote a famous dead guy, "Thou dost protest way too
fuckin' hilariously weakly, chump."

: cascading down your face and over your quivering chin, try
: again. That, despite years of testing by far better cretins
: than you, was way too fuckin' swishy, chump.

hey lets' apply some logic here (a concept you would sadly
seem to be quite unfamiliar with).
"better cretins than myself" would shirley be less intelligent
than I, so many thanks for the compliment. you love me really
dontcha?

Cretin logic is always funny, so thanks for the amusement,
doormat. Almost all of your fellow cretins will immediately
perceive the vacancy in your pathetically lame snivel and the
amusement value of your mischaracterization of it as "some
logic," because they're better than you.

And better than you dancingboi.

::: You're just another impotent cull who can crow that he
::: kicks ass but doesn't have balls enough to give it a try.
::: Hilarious.
::
:: thus speaks the coward who removes groups so that I can't
:: read her response?
:
: HA HA! Dumb*** doesn't understand that I intended to
: manipulate him

what -you- intend is entirely trivial. I post, then you
continue to dance for me by posting rants just as you have
been doing, got it? sheesh, some fanbois just don't get it.

Crow some more! That's one of the funniest things about your
pathetic act. You post because you're bouncing off the walls
with rage and frustration. You're suffering from the delusion
that if you throw enough of your insipid sniveling into the air,
some of it might work. It won't, but I sure hope you never
develop to the point where you have sense enough to refrain from
doing it to yourself.

What do you call your rants?

: into abandoning the relative comfort of whatever group he
: hides in and I was certain that he couldn't resist opening
: this group to post more of his laughable crowing. And then
: dumb*** says that's the reason for his inability to
: read...and then, being a regular user of stuff in the nature
: of the old "I can't keep up, but by god I can put a 'y' on
: the end of your name," dumb*** says "her."

OMGWTF big bad griffy took me out of my comfort zone, I'm oh
so askeered right now.

Fear requires way more efficient and powerful brain power than
was provided by the genetic misadventure that spawned you.

That was a pretty funny way to try to conceal your tears, chump.

: Anyway, the normal humans and even some of your kind who
: regularly use this newsgroup have made a polite request which
: I intend to respect. You can add all the groups you think are
: required in order for you to continue deluding yourself that
: you're some kind of effective "troll," but you aren't, and I
: will continue to respect that request. Here's an exam for
: you: Can you guess what that request was? A fully fledged
: cretin could find it very near here, but as a developmentally
: slow one, you will probably need help. Just ask.

just post the goddamn msg id, I'm fucked if I'm spending more
time in this shithole of a froup than I have to. some of us do
actually have lives y'know?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's truly hilarious coming from a lame little
outcast who can't resist checking into this newsgroup to see
who's laughing at his idiocy.

You mean the froup I own?

Anyway, dumber-than-dumb***, the polite request is in the
fucking subject line in this thread. DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH What
a fuckin' moron.

Must have slipped by.

: Despite the fact that it was so predictable, your outburst
: was hilarious stuff, emasculate chump. By the way, since you
: say you can't read, who read that article to you?

my seeing eye dog, you ***.

This is promising...the pitiful fool is beginning to add
preschoolish insults to his repertoire!

Translation: I been had.

That's good, wanker. Every new aspect of your impuissant act is
another thing to be laughed at, and being laughed at is exactly
the reason nature lets a sad case like you exist. Furthermore,
you sure as hell have a need to vent like that. The gas pressure
in your head seems to be nearing a critical level.


Who's laffing?

Post names.

:: still, I'm somewhat impressed that yer not hiding and
:: shivering in yer killfile yet like most.
:
: Hiding from a punk whose only output is laughably sorry
: fanfaronade?! BWAAAA<gasp>HAHA@#$<choke>HA!HA!HAHAHAHA!

could you run that one by me again perhaps in english this
time?

That question was obviously stimulated by some inner need you
have to add emphasis to your continual demonstrations of abysmal
illiteracy. However necessary that sort of thing is in the ***
between your ears, it's 100% superfluous to us normal humans.

Your posts and replies show you are way below "normal".

Since you asked, I'll elaborate just a tad. Your delusion that
some normal people are hiding from you is a sure indication that
your mental pathologies have total control of your impotent
yapping. Your need to overtly claim such power is a direct
result of your inability to actually show even one minim of it,
which in turn is a direct result of your total lack of it.

So you like being kicked around?

:::::: and a few others added just for teh road. it's
:::::: always so nice to meet new people isn't it?
:::::
::::: For you, a new acquaintance will always be someone you'll
::::: have to look up to in every way. For us normal humans,
::::: you and a horde of your mental and emotional peers,
::::: eight-year-olds, are just another mindless clamor until
::::: your mommies put you down for your naps.
::::
:::: I'm very proud not to be considered as a normal human if
:::: you're the measurement by which that is quantified.
:::
::: A flash of wit/2. Cute. Damn, for a fleeting moment there
::: it almost sounded like the little joke was about to start
::: trying to back up his crowing.
::
:: excuse me? back up which "crowing" exactly, oh meister of
:: wit?
:
: Don't worry--there was never any hope that you'd try to back
: up your crowing. Just keep on crowing about how you're
: actually far superior to the "best" you're able to show.

I claimed superiority where, exactly?

...so the dumber-than-dumb*** does it again immediately.
<snicker> Clueless little turd.

of course that's a given
where you are concerned.

<snicker>
Crow some more, birdbrain. (Yes, that's a fucking order, in case
you had sense enough to ask.)

::::::: Since a few real people have been wondering about
::::::: that...It's because he's a crybaby. After years of
::::::: frequent and relatively mild tantrums, the big one hit
::::::: him. Luckily, the real life Jack has no substance
::::::: either, so no damage was done in his bathroom when he
::::::: snapped. It just scared the *** out of his dog when he
::::::: started shrieking.
:::::::
::::::: The saddest bit about Jack's infantile act is that if
::::::: those pussies he attracted had whatever it takes to lay
::::::: any damage on anyone other than themselves and their
::::::: parents, he would be the easiest victim. On second
::::::: thought, the fact that he's too dumb to have known it
::::::: would be that way is even more pitiful.
::::::
:::::: whine much?
:::::
::::: Eruct tired dimwitticisms much? Hint: Yes. Seriously,
::::: kid, whenever you think something like that is worth even
::::: a copy and paste moment, you need to do whatever it takes
::::: to damp your posting reflex.
::::
:::: wow, "eruct!"
:::: I reely haced two luck taht wurd up in teh dickshunairy.
:::
::: Duh. Why did you choose that one, given the clearly high
::: probability that you have to look up more than half of
::: words of two or more syllables?
:::
::: I love it when battered little chumps like you are herded
::: into "vocabulary flames." It shrieks your distress and
::: impotence even better than a spelling flame.
::
:: you just hold right onto that thought, sonny; it'll be like
:: a comfort blanket is to a baby for you.
:
: <snicker> Very, very weak snit, chump.

<picks up and hands launched dummy back>

Oh, darn...nature made you lamer than Christopher Reeve, too.
Damn, I was hoping you'd have at least one positive attribute so
I could use it to console you when you snap again.

He makes you dance, that's pretty good in my book.

::::::: By the way...lame sig. Lose it.
::::::
:::::: By the way...go *** yerself. Make me.
:::::
::::: <snicker> "Go *** yourself," the imbecile says after
::::: adding five newsgroups to broaden his appeal for
::::: attention.
::::
:::: since you asked so nicely I added another two.
:::
::: I knew I could manipulate you into bringing out what passes
::: for "big guns" in your puny existence, but I was hoping for
::: three. After all, that would be a 50% better emphasis of
::: your lameness.
::
:: oh dearie me. you....actually....think ~you're~ the
:: manipulator here??!!1!
:
: I made you say that, swishy halfwit.

aye, sure you did, sure you did. now calm down...

I calmly manipulated you into saying that.

And he made you say that.

< rolls eyes >

<aside to froup regs>: is this guy always so delusional? I
honestly wouldn't wanna mess with the mentally ill.

<snicker> The desperate little weenie begs for support.

If you could manage anywhere near normal brain function, you
would see that you aren't now and never will be in a position to
mess with anyone. Crowing is not messing.

::::: R O T MF F L M MF A O! Cretins are indeed amusing.
::
:: agreed. although you really could do much better if you
:: tried. 3/10 for effort though.
:
: Damn, the yappy invertebrate managed IKYABWAI and a delusion
: of being in a position to evaluate normal humans' posts in
: one limp, sobbing sentence! R O T MF F L M MF A O!

<aside to froup regs>: see what I mean?

<snicker>
Okay, that example of your idiotic crowing is so lame it deserves
more than a snicker. <chuckle> <chuckle> <chuckle> <chuckle>
<chuckle> <chuckle> <chuckle> <chuckle> <chuckle>


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