Re: Dead bimbos

That was funny. Only I can decide how much fun I want to have here.
"John Griffin" <thathillbilly@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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The sheer pleasure of it is certainly not at your end, Griffin...It's us
having all the fun...you're just a fucking troll...a programmable troll at
that!

Love,
Jack


"Illiterate fat broad Sherry Davis, with help from her
illiterate and pusillanimous mental runt Jim"
"John Griffin" <thatpsychothillbilly@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
"Illiterate fat broad Sherry Davis, with help from her
illiterate and pusillanimous mental runt Jim"
<NoSpam@xxxxxxxxxx> bellowed:


You are going to have to do better then this John.

That was funny. Only I can decide how much fun I want to have here.

Simply posting a conglomeration of lies does nothing but show
how foolish you are.
RGL members know how to read past posts and have a memory
span, unlike you, of more then 30 seconds.
Just for you edification, I have REFUTED (yet again) your
below grouping of lies.

Same old imaginary "refutations"...funny.
Oops, I mean imaginary REFUTATIONS. Even funnier.

Your entire meltdown here was about the baker's-dozenth iteration of the
same ***
I've dismissed about a dozen times, but my favorite of your scatterbrained
remarks
needs to be explained to you. I had intended to make you keep humiliating
yourself by
repeating this one forever, but someone recently requested that I release
my "inner
nice guy," so I'm going to stop actuating that particular little clump of
vestigial
brain cells in the gas in your head, as follows...

I posted, as you've bellowed those 13 or more times, the following
absolutely true
statement:

The "only" way to improve your chance of winning a lottery jackpot is to
buy another
ticket.

Now, I suppose you're wondering why I emphasized "only." I'll explain
that, but
first, let's remind you of the comedic and oh-so-fucking-stupid reply:

You babbled "That's WRONG! I purchase 2 tickets. One with the numbers
1,2,3,4,5,6 and
the second ticket with the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6. How has this improved my
odds?"

Only you two fucking idiots and wanker Ricci among the current few
doofuses here would
do such a stupid thing, so no warning about such stupidity is called for,
although
I've mentioned it several times in past years and even in recent
weeks--but never mind
that; the humor lies elsewhere.

You feverishly and illiterately believe that your mindless response
refutes my
statement. I'll show you, in as much detail as I feel like, just how
laughably wrong
you are.

So, back to the "only." Since you're illiterate, you read that as "one
and certain"
or something like that, and you've invested hours of your corpulent
parasitic life in
refuting the "and certain," which wasn't there to refute. So the answer
to your
stupid, irrelevant question is "It doesn't. So what?"

Hilarious, ain't it?

To summarize, in case it will help you get it...

Here's what I said:
The only way to improve your chance of winning a
lottery jackpot is to buy more tickets.

Here's what you thought that statement said:
"The one and certain way to improve your chance of
winning a lottery jackpot is to buy more tickets."

Damn, bimbos, you sure REFUTED the hell out of the part that only the
voices in your
head said. It would be fun to see you try to REFUTE what I actually did
say, except
that you'd probably start spewing that totally dumb conditional
probability stuff. You
know I hate to see you slap yourself around like that.

[ previously dismissed tantrum snipped ]

Note the revision to your biography below, cretins.

Incidentally, I've noticed that you don't seem to want to accept my
charitable offer
to show you ways to find the chance of a particular number being drawn in
a 6/50
lottery. I know you desperately wish you could show that you can figure
it out
without help, but you continually show that you can't. Now that I've
explained the
meaning of the word "only" to you, you can see that if you just beg
politely, I'll
explain this, too. I'll give you a hint regarding the simple conceptual
approach that
wouldn't necessitate your acquisition of more than minimal arithmetic
skills and might
even be within your severely limited mental grasp: 49!/50!=1/50.

You need to beg me to explain that soon. Of course I know you appreciate
the
opportunity to ask my inner nice guy, but he isn't quite like the voices
in your heads
in that I can shut him the *** up and revert to my real self any time I
decide to.

--
Revised 8/22...
A brief history of Blimpy & Wimpy (Big Sherry and Li'l Jim)

Me: "The only way to improve your chance of winning a lottery
jackpot is to buy another ticket."
Bimbos: "Thats' WRONG! I purchase 2 tickets. One with the
numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6 and the second ticket with the numbers
1,2,3,4,5,6. How has this improved my odds?"
Me: "I said 'the only way,' bimbos. I didn't say 'The one and
certain way,' but it was fun making you shriek over and
over that you refuted what I didn't say. HAR DE HAR HAR
Oops..'scuse me..."REFUTED," you shriek; not just refuted.

Me: "The only way to improve your chance of winning a lottery
jackpot is to buy another ticket."
Bimbos: (Paraphrased without loss or change in content)--
"SQUUUUUAAAAAWWWWK! You have a little ***!"

Bimbos: "The probability of a particular number being drawn in
a 6/50 lottery is 1/50 for the first number drawn, 1/49
for the second number, thus 6/50."
Normal people: "HA HA HA HEE HEE HO HO HO <snicker> nyuk nyuk!"
***Note from yr. 'umble 'istorian: The retards still don't see
why that's funny, but they still try to escape from having
said it, and refuse my charitable offer to explain it to them.

Saving the funniest for last...
Giant Porky Bimbo Sherry: "I'm a mental health councilor."

NEWS FLASH...That is no longer the funniest. This is:
Me: "What is the probability that a particular number will be
drawn in a 6/50 lottery?"
Bimbos: "My exact statement was 6/50*5/49*4/48*3/47*2/46*1/45=
1/15890700"
Further update: The bimbos don't understand that repeating
that exact statement a couple of lines under that exact
question was another demonstration of their illiteracy.



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