Re: Handy Reminders

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I didn't bother reading your ***, Johnny, but I have more advice for you
on becoming a man some day...

....Order now and benefit from lowest costs and convenient shipment. Most
quality products for anyone who wants to become a champion in bed. World's
greatest brands produce these goods in top class labs with latest
technologies. We do not care of what we have, but we cry when it is lost. We
shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil. Only
when all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire. Civility
costs nothing. Aaah, a man who runs through airport swing-doors is going to
Bangkok!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack

"John Griffin" <thathillbilly@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Swishy imbecile Jack Ricci" <ricci@xxxxxxxx> wrote:

You got that pick 3 game sorted yet ? It's only 1000
combinations. 5 Dimes got their hands in your pocket like
everybody else ?
"Gerry" <tulalip@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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5dimes is out for themselves, of course...But for those who
must play, or
do play, or have a predisposed hobby with numbers,
participation online beats playing the State games.

Is that Plan B ?

Plan B was to participate in a lottery newsgroup in order
to learn

When you set impossible goals, stupid little ***, you assure
yourself of disappointment. Learning is just not your thing.

unpublished facts and strategy from experienced lotto players
with knowledge on the subject...I had to scratch plan B...Some
of the RGL membership know something about lotto, and know how
to communicate and discuss such matters in a civil matter with
newbies and seasoned members. Others give the appearance of
knowing something, but really don't know ***-all about
***-all. Still others know something, but lack the
communication skills to be useful members of the human race,
period. Under which of those categories does Gerry fall?
...doesn't matter...we've arbitrarily assigned you as
toadie... ...Seen any polywogs lately?

It doesn't take "experienced lotto players," who are exactly the
same as neophyte lotto players, to try to explain stuff to you
that you can't possible understand. For example, remember your
shrieking tantrum when I showed you that the sum of probabilities
of mutually exclusive events gives the probability of any one of
them occurring? That was hilarious. Then there was the time you
and your fat broad thinkalike both insisted that balls that have
already been drawn have nonzero probability of being drawn next.
That was even funnier. One of the funniest of your failures is
your belief that the probability that the same combination as
last time will be drawn next in a 6/49 lottery is (1/13983816)^2.
The funniest part, of course, is that you can add all possible
miscomprehensions about lottery and thereby duplicate your
idiotic body of "knowledge." There is "nothing" simple enough
for your kind to understand in the entire trivial topic, just as
there's nothing complex enough that any normal person should fail
to understand it.

The newest breed of RGL members are either leaving fast, or
are now here
for amusement and entertainment. I'm one of those converts.
Surprised?

There is one surprising aspect of that. You've learned that you
can't learn anything about lottery. That one fact, which was
spectacularly obvious to all of us normal people from the outset,
will use up your entire learning capacity, of course.

You said you want to learn lottery strategy, so I'll spell it out
for you again. Don't try to actually learn it, but do amuse me
by pretending to have done so. Just print it out and have your
mommy read it to you every day.

Lottery strategy in its entirety:
1) Buy a ticket.
2) Double your chance of winning by buying another ticket.
3) Improve your chances by half; buy a third ticket.
4) Improve your chances by 1/3; buy a fourth ticket.
5) Ask your mommy to show you the pattern there.
6) Ask someone, anyone, why your mommy, too, is too fucking dumb
to get it.
6a) Improve your chances by 1/(n-1); buy your nth ticket. Repeat
this step until n reaches the next level above your counting
ability.
**Note: DO NOT buy the same combination over and over. If you
ask politely, I'll tell you why not.
7) Don't lose those tickets.
8) Wait until they draw the numbers.
9) Compare the numbers on your tickets to the drawn numbers.
Moving your lips could possibly help you decide whether there are
any matches, but you really need to ask the retailer. It isn't
all that likely that anyone in your government housing complex is
bright enough to do it correctly, imbecile.
10) If you don't win, shriek "Johnny" in your faggy countertenor
voice.
11) If you do win, for Christ's sake, switch to a better quality
of booze. One thing you really don't need is to continue
exacerbating your brain damage. Ease into it by asking for
"anything with a cork" when you buy wine.




LottoHackJack



"Jack Ricci" <ricci@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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How many beers you had so far ?
"Gerry" <tulalip@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Sherry has her own agenda since you two shitheads tried
to spank her
for
trying to be an RGL participant. She doesn't need me.

She wants you. She needs a man.

She's doing just fine
by her own little lonesome self...Does Gerry really count
that beer *** as
a defence, when you know you've been outnumbered and
outsmarted? Beer my ass...

Try sucking it down your throat so you won't need a straw.


...You worry about your own stability, not mine.

I'm not worried about your instability, merely pointing it
out to you.

You could take that beer rent money and buy more lotto
tickets.More tickets will......oh, you know that already.

You got that pick 3 game sorted yet ? It's only 1000
combinations. 5 Dimes got their hands in your pocket like
everybody else ?

I'm only going to weed out
you and Johnny the chicken-***...not the rest of the
membership that has something of value to offer in a humane
manner,...unlike your efforts... You
and Johnny have spent your life at exacerbating the
membership...or was that
masterbating the members?...

Hey...Go look it up in Johnny's Thesaurus...

I tried but he broke my arm.


Did Sherry hire a gunslinger to try and take John out?


It doesn't take a gunslinger to take John out...a faggott
will do.


LottoHackJack

Sherry's ghostwriter seems to have some intelligence. Maybe
you should try that too ?

Is that Plan B ?









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