Re: Lottery facts for Sherry

John we are not ever going to get you better until you stop throwing these
tantrums every time some one points out a truth to you.
Everyone has noted that when you feel threatened that you dig deeper into
your "Big Book of Insults" and your thesaurus. John, using long-winded
statements and insults is no way to effectively communicate your thoughts.
How did I once hear it expressed, "Never have I seen a person say so little
in so many words".

Lets not go off on one another one of your famous "rabbit hunts" and stick
to the issue which is;
You have been captured by terrorist and taken to their camp in the desert.
Here they have a game whose rules are simple.
You must pick a number from 1 to 6.
They then roll a die on the commander's desk.
If you have chosen correctly you can go free.
If you have chosen incorrectly you die a slow horrible death.
Since being held prisoner you have seen this game played out 100 times
before.
You have seen the number 6 come up 85 times, the number 5 come up 5 times,
the number 4 come up 4 times, the number 3 come up 3 times, the number 2 has
come up twice and the number 1 has come up only once.
You are dragged to the commander's office, the guard holds the die in his
hand, you are ordered to choose a number.
What number do you choose and why?

Sorry, no asking for a fair die, no asking that it be rolled in a vacuum
chamber, no getting diarrhea of the mouth in the hopes they lose interest
and go away.

ADDENDUM:
No using a "loaded" die smuggled in by stuffing it up your rectum.

P.S.
"BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA"
Is often used as a cartoon expression of the sound made by a donkey (ass)
attempting to laugh.

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"John Griffin" <thathillbilly@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:Xns9800681F49F5Bthathillbillyyahooco@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Non Sequitur Incarnate, in the person of "Illiterate Bimbo Sherry
Davis" <NoSpam@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Oh my, I did hit a nerve there

ROTMFFLMMFAO! Why can the most mentally deficient and
emotionally wrecked of the slower life forms be herded into that
laughable asylum so easily? Raise the question at your next
slower life form meeting.

For now, we'll just recognize that it's one of the standard
auxiliary delusions by which losers applaud themselves here on
Earth for illusions they see in their fantasylands.

It appears that you have a list of the lamest things that
routinely appear in newsgroups and you're determined to be the
first cretin in this newsgroup to use all of them.

Having been slapped into babble mode, Bimbo continued with:

(essentialized): "I have no idea how to begin to answer
the question you asked me and I wasn't able to begin to
understand your answer to my simpleminded scenario."

Duh. I said you wouldn't get the joke. You didn't. <snicker>

In several other articles, Bimbo wrote:

yap yap yap

Toying with you was more fun when you were so hilariously trying
to pretend that you're capable of understanding paragraph one of
a statistics text, before the aversion therapy proved to be so
efficacious. You'd have the same result with an elementary text
on any other topic, of course.

I see you're still trying to carry off that pretense of being a
"mental health councilor." BWAAAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. Since, despite obsessing over it for days, you haven't been
able to figure out the answer to your insipid terrorist question,
I was just wondering...Why do you so desperately need to know
something so dumb anyway?

Since you didn't understand my attempt to help you, I suggest
that the next time you find yourself in that situation, just
start running off at the mouth. A terrorist, especially if yours
are from The Pervert Mohammed's Zombie Army (Islam), will not
tolerate a brassy illiterate wench for very long, so you'll find
yourself defenestrated quicker than you can decide to evade a
question. Okay, not that quick, but still within an instant or
so. If you're lucky, they'll choose a window that opens between
your fantasyland and Earth. To be safe, be sure to ask your
therapists if they have a better idea. Also, be sure to carry a
die that your statistical tests have shown with probability .99
to be fair. Don't worry about the fact that you don't have even a
vague idea what that means. Everyone else does. Don't even worry
about the fact that you can't learn it. Just trust the die and do
as I suggested earlier (don't worry about the joke; it's
infinitely far over your head, practically speaking), and hope
for the best. The terrorists, being a hell of a lot brighter
than you despite their lifetime of cult mind control, will laugh
their fuckin' asses off when you do what I suggested. They'll
get the joke immediately. Maybe they'll even explain it to you,
if Dumb Paul or *** Jack haven't already. If that doesn't
work, just go to plan B--start runnin' your fuckin' mouth and
keep at it until the zombies fall asleep or throw you out. I
hope this helps you stop shitting on your head with more of those
lame pleas for help. Sheesh! Even Dumb Paul is ashamed to know
you. He left.

P.P.S. Now, about your ability to determine with 99% probability
that a coin is (or isn't) fair...BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!



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