Lottery facts for Sherry


Here we are a couple of days after you went nuts and started
courting me with your crazy-lady act, people are beginning to
talk. "Shut the *** up," they're saying.

Okay, so I will help you gracefully sidle away from your goofy
diversion attempts. All you have to do is pull yourself
together, stop embarrassing yourself with the fantasy thing, and
comment on the two facts below. Caution: These are the same
facts that freaked you out initially. Your first response said
that your understanding of them was that my tool isn't big enough
for you. (Few if any are, I suspect, considering your instant
descent to that shopworn and infelicitous banality.) Pause here
and take four deep breaths before considering them again..

1) Every ball in a lottery bin has precisely (*) the same
probability of coming up next. Note that your previous answer to
that, namely "This is a reason why cousins shouldn't marry," was
the same as saying "I'm a bimbo," which you can't say directly
because it's neither false nor part of the fantasy world you live
in.

2) The only way to increase your chance of winning a lottery
jackpot is to buy another ticket. Here's another helpful hint
for you: "Brush your teeth" is NOT a useful argument against
that--only against you.

Your failure to present an argument against those two statements
will constitute a tacit confession that your advertisement is a
pack of lies.


(*) Hold the arguments about normally distributed paint thickness
and *** like that for another day.

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