Re: Psychosama: The Scariest Film of All Time

Megastultosis caused "Crazy, Retarded ION+" <isaliu@xxxxxxxxxxx>
to regurgitate:

Note to normal people: Ion says the probability that tomorrow
will be April 27 is 1/365, and furthermore that the probability
that it will be August 15, for example, is the same. Sadly, the
brain damage that causes him to say that prevents him from even
trying to understand what is so incredibly stupid about it.
However, just to mess with the ignorant demento's mind, I'll
explain it to him in detail.

Honest people have nothing to hide. Groups-Google is an
excellent service and it is FREE. It doesn't hide the poster's
IP address. But it offers a very capable editor and, of
course, great searching capabilities.

I've used it, and I can tell you for sure that this $12 per year
news server is vastly superior. If I cared about past articles, I
could use google's search facility, which is inferior to its past
life as the former dejanews.

By contrast, the psychotics, such as Psychosama, are willing
to pay an arm and a leg for IP-hiding services. The

<snicker> HAHAHAHA! yuk yuk yuk

Dumb*** values his arms and legs and $24 total. That's far more
than his congenitally damaged brain is worth by any measure.

Psychosamas, however, don't realize that what they do is
aggravate their psychosis. The hiding heightens the frenzy.
They will lose sleep in a short time. Under the cover of
darkness, they keep posting, and posting, and posting... A
Psychosama's life turns into a continuous 'latest posting:
moments ago'. There is little else in Psychosama's life. A
wall of dried and pestilential mud rises between a Psychosama
and reality.

Hilarious. Crazy Ion sees every article I post within moments,
regardless of the time of day. Crazy Ion is too fucking stupid
to understand that this fact reveals that he spends all day and
all night, hitting the Search button every few moments. One of
the funny parts is that during his 24 hours of stalking, I spend
about half an hour at this time of the day, and sometimes another
half hour in the evening, posting a few articles. Meanwhile,
Crazy Ion sits there chanting "any moment now <click> any moment
now <click> anymomentnow<click><click>yyyeeeeeeaarrggghh! please
please anymomentnow<click><click><click><click>..." Poor stupid
***.

Just look at this pathetic rat, Psychosama, which colored its
fur in orange and black to make-believe it is a tiger. Reality
is no longer the culmination of validation. In the normal
world, all thought is ultimately validated against the
reality. Or, reality invalidates thought as well.

Uhoh...shitforbrains Ion is trying to be creative again...HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Psychosama has had this self-devouring obsession since
September 11, 2002. The New York Lottery Commission
intentionally drew the pick-3 combination 9-1-1. They never
admitted publicly the "fix". That drawing had a humane
underpinning. The combination 9-1-1 was meant to commemorate
the victims of September 11, 2001.

Good grief. Almost unbelievably, there are people who actually
believe that horse***. Ion is one of the dumbest of them.

But psychopaths like Psychosama believe that the pick-3
combination 9-1-1 can be drawn matter-of-factly on each and
every September 11. September 11 is expressed in the U.S. date
format as 9/11, thus 911.

babblebabblebabblebabblebabble... You're an idiot, Ion. As more
than one normal human has tried to tell you, 911 is no more or
less likely than any other to be drawn on September 11 or any
other day.

Still, it would be funny as hell to see you try to relate that
"every September 11" idiocy to something I said.

I present the situation quite extensively at my web site:

"Extensively" and FUCKING IDIOTICALLY.

Ion, you fuckin' moron, do you really think anyone reads your
*** with anything but pity? No way. You are strictly for
laughs.

http://www.saliu.com/bbs/messages/911.html

I wrote also software to simulate pick-3 drawings matching
their U.S. date format. Just briefly here.

That was a complete waste of your time, imbecile--which is fine
because wasting it is clearly the least insalubrious use of it.
There are at least 64 megapeople who could write a better
program, and I'd bet that damn near all of them have sense enough
to immediately see that the model you based your trivial *** on
is 100% flawed.

For example, your silly little kludge will pick any one of 365
days and call it today. Incredibly and sadly stupid, Ion.

Today is 4/25. Psychosama believes that the probability for
the pick-3 combination to hit today is 1/1000. That is a
psychotic reaction. Normal people understand that the real
probability for EXCTLY that combination, 4-2-5 on April 25, is
1/365,000.

You dumb ***, if that idiocy made any sense at all, the
probability would be way, way, way lower than that. You just now
reaffirmed, emphatically, that you don't even understand how the
pick three works! HAR DE HAR HAR!

Just to try to lead you to a partial understanding of your
idiotic nonsense, here's what would really happen if your dumb
beliefs were related to reality:

1) On April 25, suppose your piddly little idiotic program
happens to choose April 25 out of what you believe to be 365
possibilities. Then the first of three TOTALLY INDEPENDENT draws
occurs, picking a number from 0-9. Try to understand that there
is no three-digit draw here, as your idiotic model requires.
There are three TOTALLY INDEPENDENT events. In your mushy,
defective mind, the probability of a 4 coming up is 1/365*1/10.
Even so, you've overlooked another variable. Now, this is pure,
unadulterated nonsense, of course, as is your belief that any day
of the year can occur on any day of the year, but if you're going
to go with that lunacy, you have to be consistent, so you need to
say that the probability of the New York lottery happening in New
York is 1/50. Now in your imbecilic fantasy, the probability of
that 4 having been drawn first in New York on April 25 is down to
1/365*1/10*1/50. Right? Right, of course--the reason I have to
tell you is that you're an unimaginative idiot.

2) Now it gets way too fucking complicated for you and other
retarded failures, so just trust me here. I'll use another of
your idiotic superstitious beliefs, because it's the only way to
complete this (your) model. For the second digit, since it's a
totally independent event, we have to select the date and the
state again. To you and your retarded kind, the probability of
selecting the same date is 1/365^2, because of your retarded
belief that it's still that value after the first one has
occurred. Dumb as hell, to be sure, but that's just you,
retardo-demento. Using that same idiotic concept, the
probability of selecting New York again is 1/50^2. Now having
miraculously chosen New York and April 25 for the time and place
of the April 25 New York draw's second event, we choose another
number. Let's say it's 2. The probability of that is of course
(in your fantasy) 1/365^2*1/50^2*1/10.

At this point, I remind you that all of these calculations are
based on your "understanding," not on anything remotely rational.

3) The third event, the drawing of the last digit, works the same
as above, but in your dysfunctional mind, the chance of April 25
being April 25 for the third consecutive time is 1/365^3 and the
chance of this New York event occurring in New York for the third
consecutive time is 1/50^3. "Miraculously," after it
miraculously turned out to be April 25 on April 25 and the New
York drawing miraculously occurred in New York despite those
awesome odds, let's say that miraculously, a 5 comes up.

Now that all three events have been described according to the
"special" esoteric probability theory in your retarded
fantasyland, let's find the actual probability of 425 coming up
in that drawing.

Using the compound probability law, with which you seem to be
vaguely familiar, we have
(1/365*1/50*1/10)*(1/365^2*1/50^2*1/10)*(1/365^3*1/50^3+1/10), or
1/365^6 * 1/50^6 * 1/10^3

The first form defines the probability of those three independent
events all occurring, halfwit. The second one is the same,
reduced to the simple form.

Crazy Ion, once he admits to the minor mistakes within his
idiotic major mistake, will see that in his weird fantasyland,
the probability of a number being drawn on a date that it
represents is 1/36,946,832,590,088,046,875,000,000,000. Simple
arithmetic is fun, imbecile. You should try to learn it, and then
after that you could try to learn the fundamentals of
probability.

That number oughta convince the stupid chump that some god
actually drew those numbers.

By the way, Imbecile Ion, have you checked any lottery histories
to find out how often the three numbers match the date?
<snicker> Of course you haven't.

Here's your assignment, schoolboy:
The probability that the date will be matched by the drawn number
one or more times in a year in the New York pick three is .45.
The probability that it will hapen in the Washington State pick
three is .26. Try to figure out why it's different, fool. (Hint:
your 273 is wrong. For example, 101 can match October 1 or
January 1. Everything else you've said is wrong too (duh), but
maybe you can comprehend that trivia item. Another hint: On any
date that can be matched by the three numbers, the probability
that it won't be is .999...precisely...always. You can't imagine
how amusing it will be when you try to deny that!)

But if you take into account ANY of the 273 dates
that have a corresponding pick-3 number, then the probability
is 1 in 1337. You can put together all the pick-3 databases in
the world. You'll see that I am correct in calculating the two
probabilities as 1/365,000 and 1/1337, respectively. You can
also simulate very quickly much larger datasets by running my
freeware DatePick3.EXE. All the datasets are purely random.
You will not come across two identical datasets in a
lifetime.

<snicker> How fucking stupid are you going to get, Ion? In
other words, I wonder if there's a limit to human stupidity.
"Databases" have nothing to do with this, dimwit. However, you
could use them to see evidence that you're wrong, if you were
capable.

Here are some facts for you. You aren't bright enough to
assimilate them, but they're amazing simple to assimilate. First,
the probability that a randomly selected day of the year can be
matched by a three digit number is 300/365. Second: The
probability that a it can't be is 65/365. Third: If it can be,
the probability is 300/365 * 1/1000. Try to keep in mind that I
said a randomly selected date. Now it gets way beyond
you...Fourth: For a specific date, the probability that it can be
matched by the three independent draws is either 0.00 (because
its representation requires four digits) or 1.00 (it can be
expressed as a three digit number). Now do your best imitation of
thinking this over: If it can't be matched, the probability of it
being matched is 0.00. (Try to guess why.) If it can, there are
999 numbers that do not match it, so the probability of not
matching is .999. Now try to see that it either will be or won't
be. There are no other possible outcomes than those two. That's a
concept called exhaustive, in case you were wondering. You'll
have to take my word for this: That means the probability that it
will be matched is 1-.999.

But what does a psychotic have to do with Reality? Not even a
myth can break that crusty cowhide of his. I presented before
the metaphor of the spinning wheel and a bin of darts (shaken,
not stirred!) The only "information" Psychosama collected is
that the probability of today being February 30 (his
birthday!) is 0.00!

Let's try this mythical representation. Einstein blindfolds
God and places His Almighty in front of the gigantic wheel,
the Earth. The earth is spinning. Psychosama feels the
spinning better than any of us, the normals, because
Psychosama is extremely dizzy all the time. Einstein placed
1000 darts in a bin. Each dart has a 3-digit number, from 000
to 999. The bin is shaken, not stirred, in order to assure a
good randomization (shuffling).

"It is a new day, Almighty," shouts Einstein. "Pick a dart and
hit the meridian!" "You hit the meridian alright, Almighty,
but the number on the dart didn't match the date!"

They have performed the probability experiment for days
uncounted now. His Almighty has never improved the probability
to 1/1000 to pick the dart '314' on Pi Day! Just once in about
one million tries! Perhaps Psychosama can do better...but I
don't think in this life...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!!

Damn. Apparently there's no limit to your stupidity...not to
mention your vapidity.

Ion, it's perfectly clear that you have absolutely no knowledge
of this simple stuff and that you lack the facilities to acquire
it. Go bake some cookies or something like that. Think about
getting a job.

Ion Saliu,
Poster-child for Stultiloquy.

Your stupidity is such that we're going to need a new word for it
if you keep on displaying like this. How does "megastultosis"
grab you?

Let me know when you've learned all this ***, okay?


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