PERSPECTIVE



Perspective


A nun in the hospital's maternity ward waiting room noticed a young
man pacing back and forth.

She asked him, "Are you a father-to-be?"

"Yes, Sister, I am," he said.

"Is this your first child?" she asked.

"No, Sister, it's not."

"How many children do you have?"

"This is my tenth."

"Oh! And are you a Catholic?"

"No, Sister, I'm not."

The nun walked away in a huff, muttering, "Sex fiend!"
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