Re: Times When the F Bomb is Acceptable
- From: "Lefty" <phluge@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:41:22 GMT
"Terry Pulliam Burd" <ntpulliam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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When is @#$% Acceptable?to a joke, then change the thread to talking about &*%$# rusty lettuce,
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could un! derstand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please..........!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
Actually there are twelve times --the twelfth is when people begin posting
which any ^%$&*(@ cook worth his/her $#!%^$& salt ought to know how to *7^%$
handle.
--
Lefty
Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful
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