Re: ot - Pet rules? or Pets rule?
- From: "AliceW" <alice-wurpel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:20:48 -0400
I think someone has a "nanny-cam" in my house! This describes Kirby to a
"T"! Why do they feel the need to sleep sideways between two folks? And
don't dare get up during the night to pee - he takes over your entire spot
before it even gets cold!
AliceW in NJ
.....and as my sweet 2.5 year old grand daughter says at the end of a
conversation - "The End". (gotta give'em equal time, ya know)
"I like me how I am"
as said by my then 3 year old grandson when asked why he doesn't want to
"Pauline" <poconel@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
: Oh my gosh! That is the best!! Thanks for sharing. Now, I'm off to
: it with every animal lover I know!
: Northern California
: "jennellh" <quiltinepean-mail@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
: > Variations have been seen before but it helps to be reminded
: > sometimes. Enjoy, jennellh
: > To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snout height.
: > Dear Dogs and Cats,
: > The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.
: > The
: > other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a
: > paw
: > print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it
: > becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
: > in
: > the slightest.
: > The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
: > Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help
: > because I fall faster than you can run.
: > I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
: > sorry
: > about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
: > ensure
: > your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they
: > sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
: > stretched
: > out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
: > straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize
: > space
: > is nothing but sarcasm.
: > For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If
: > by
: > some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
: > not
: > necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
: > under
: > the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit
: > through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom
: > for
: > years
: > --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
: > The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's
: > butt.
: > I cannot stress this enough!
: > To pacify your pets when they get upset with visitors, post the
: > following
: > message on your front door:
: > To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets
: > 1. They live here. You don't
: > 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
: > furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
: > 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
: > 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
: > son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't
: > speak
: > clearly.
: > Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
: > 1. Eat less
: > 2. Don't ask for money all the time
: > 3 Are easier to train
: > 4. Usually come when called
: > 5. Never drive your car
: > 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
: > 7. Don't smoke or drink
: > 8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions.
: > 9. Don't wear your clothes
: > 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
: > 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
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