Re: OT: Funny living will

ah, but then it would be ON topic...

Kellie
"Betty Evans" <bevans@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Kellie J Berger wrote:
My Living Will


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

So she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

Ha ha!

I heard it a little differently!! It went like this......

So she got up, unplugged my Featherweight, and threw out my bottle of
water.

Betty Evans


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