Re: OT Lame joke, rated G

Well - I laughed!!

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Cheryl
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"Kathy Applebaum" <KathyA@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> An oldie, but it still makes me smile...
>
> A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
> Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in
> the backyard.
>
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
> there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
> was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
> spies for eight years running.
>
> "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
> any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
> airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
> suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
> dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
> puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
> the dog.
>
> "Ten dollars."
>
> The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
> cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that."
>
> --
> Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
> Queen of Fabric Tramps
> http://www.kayneyquilting.com , mailto:KathyA@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> remove the obvious to reply
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