Re: Legion of Honor awarded to WWII vet


"Gunner" <gunner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:13:07 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
<mike.terrell@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Hawke wrote:

"Gunner" <gunner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:20:04 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
<tom(nospam)@ohiobrush.com> wrote:

Watch it, Michael gonna' hand you your ass...AGAIN! He's better at
it
than
I am! And, don't worry about being on the "Street", we're not the
type
to
be tough with you in person...we're the type to die for your right
to be
an
idiot and say whatever you want.


Shrug..I on the other hand..am that type, and would welcome a 5
minute
session with the parakeet.

5 minutes that would to him..seem an eternity.

Then Id go have a nice hot meal with a nice nap at the end of it.

Shrug..Im not really a nice guy at times.

Running a 3/8 Tin drill bit through his knee caps in a Hilti hammer
drill actually sounds like it might be fun, as does the Bernzomatic
manicure. I wonder how much it would hurt to have that drill bit run
into the maxilar joint of each side of the jaw? And then set to
hammer only..the tip applied to each tooth?

Ive heard that its nearly impossible for a fellow to walk normally
without his big toes. Bought a nice new Klein cable cutter the other
day....cuts 0 gage wire like it was string cheese. Might have to use
the Bernzomatic to stop the bleeding though..shrug.

Hummmm anyone remember the old TV contests..how much stuff can you
put
in a shopping cart in X minutes?

5 minutes is a very long time..and I can multitask.

5 minutes to fix a turkey (to apply an old Mafioso term)

Gunner

Five minutes with me? You would never last that long. You'd probably
have
another heart attack after a minute or two of trying to deal with
someone
who out weighs you by 100lbs. Which would be the least of what you
would
have to worry about, and I can do it all without any tools whatsoever,
you
twerp.

Hawke


So, you're fat, as well as stupid? Why doesn't that surprise me one
bit? :(

Yes, you masturbate all day long with nothing but a keyboard and a
winsock.


That would put the Parakeet at 315lbs.

Very impressive, but on that 5' 7" frame...I think thats called
"morbidly obese"

Im 53, with a lifetime of hard work behind me, I can still bench 500
lbs (but not very damn many times anymore...sigh that bone chip in the
right shoulder has slowed me up a bunch)

6' 2" with an 18" neck and 36" waist. And some small training in
both closed and open hand arts.

Fat boys are pretty easy to dispatch, you simply let their momentum
work against them. Or you bust a leg and they go down like 315 lbs
of rancid suet.

Now the 'keet is gonna go all macho on us and get nasty...his type
lives in denial of that they are fat, worthless and of no use to
humanity.

Except perhaps..as bad examples.

Gunner

Sorry bro, but I've been in a weight room myself for far too long to believe
someone who weighs 215 and says he can bench 500 pounds. I'd have to see
that to believe it. I've only seen one guy do reps with 450 pounds and he
was 6'5" weighed 290 pounds and at one time held the world record in the
shot put. Oh yeah, he also took lots of steroids too. So you'll understand
that I don't believe your strength claims because I know how few men can
actually bench 500 pounds, and I never heard of anyone over 50 who could do
it. They'd probably be in the Guinness Book of Records. You should have
picked a number like 350 so it wouldn't have been so unbelievable.

I know I can't make that claim. But I am nearly 6'2" and weigh about 260 and
workout daily. So as much as you would like to imagine that I'm some light
weight or fat slob that is unfortunately not the case. I too have trained in
martial arts. Fact is I can handle myself far better than most and better
than you, I'd wager. However, now that I know what a super athlete (or liar)
you are it would be a real shame to see your damaged ticker blow out again
under stress. And you know, once you have one heart attack it's never the
same again. Best you keep up your routine life and not take the chance of
having another heart attack by getting overly excited. I'd stick to the
keyboard if I were you. It's a lot safer for guys like you.

Hawke


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