Re: OT - Bird Flu Symptoms

In article <8llqo1hbf4l1eohftkvbktc9520p9ugr74@xxxxxxx>, Don Foreman says...

>>6. An irresistible urge to *** on someone's windshield
>
>Oh dear. I must have it. I have joints that ache now and then, and
>I strongly wanted to *** on the windshield of that little pinstripe
>cellphone twat in the red Miata who could not ABIDE being behind my
>Chevy pickup but had to dart in front of me immediately upon passing
>-- on freeway with some snow on the road. I hoped for bitch in the
>ditch, no such luck.

LOL. Around here you find those folks in the ditch every wintertime
during the first snow. They don't seem to realize that ABS and
traction control does not generate traction out of nothing.

As far as cell phones go, a guy around here is in trouble because
he kicked in the door panel of a car recently. The car in question
was being driven by a cell-phone yakking moron - around a school bus
with its stop lights flashing, loading kids.

The guy blew a gasket and kicked in Mr. Caller-Driver's car side.

The cops arrested him and he's charged with a felony.... I wish
*I* was on that jury though!

Jim


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