Re: OT: Brought tears to my eyes!
- From: " *JimH*" <me1@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 5 Dec 2005 20:08:33 -0500
<chuckgould.chuck@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>
> John H. wrote:
>> On 5 Dec 2005 09:30:24 -0800, chuckgould.chuck@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >John H. wrote:
>> >> On 5 Dec 2005 07:00:08 -0800, chuckgould.chuck@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >John H. wrote:
>> >> >> Turn up the volume!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
>> >> >>
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> John H
>> >> >>
>> >> >> MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Wishing you peace, fellowship, and good humor as we celebrate the
>> >> >> birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ on the Christmas Holy Day.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >What???
>> >> >
>> >> >Let me make sure I have this straight:
>> >> >
>> >> >A guy walks over to a car after a fender bender. The four angry
>> >> >occupants of the second car spray him with pepper spray, poke him
>> >> >with
>> >> >the sharp end of an umbrella, clobber him with a large Bible, kick
>> >> >him,
>> >> >knock him down, clobber him with the Bible again, and he finally
>> >> >manages to flee back to his own car to avoid further injury. You then
>> >> >sign off with "Wishing you peace, fellowship, and good humor as we
>> >> >celebrate the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ on the Christmas Holy
>> >> >Day"?
>> >>
>> >> Yup.
>> >>
>> >> >I think that's what just happened, but it seems too unbelievable to
>> >> >be
>> >> >true. Tell me where I missed something. Surely you couldn't see
>> >> >road-rage via Bible, umbrella, and pepper spray as an example of
>> >> >peace,
>> >> >fellowship, and good humor,..........etc?
>> >>
>> >> You missed it Chuck. You missed the part where the guy, walking up to
>> >> the car with his arms waving
>> >> in the air, is yelling, "You stupid bitch! I'm gonna yank your ass out
>> >> of that car and shove your
>> >> glasses down your chicken throat! How dare you be in front of me when
>> >> I'm running a stop light."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >This gets weirder and weirder.
>> >
>> >The site your link took me to had no mention of the driver saying any
>> >of the things you attribute above.
>> >All I heard was one end of a cell phone call where an onlooker was
>> >describing the accident to a third party. I completely missed the part
>> >where the onlooker said "He's now calling the women in the other car
>> >stupid bithces and is threatening to shove their glasses down their
>> >throats". I only heard that he was upset, (as most are after an
>> >accident), and was "waving his arms" as he approached the other car.
>> >Maybe down in Texas, waving of arms in exasperration or even anger is
>> >interpreted as a threat to yank an ass out of a car and shove
>> >eyeglasses down a throat? Undoubtedly he said something, as would any
>> >of us, but I didn't hear any portion of the link that established what
>> >it was that he said. It could have been,
>> >"Oh, no! My insurance is going to go through the roof! What a crappy
>> >way to start the day! Hey, by the way, are all of you ladies OK?"
>> >
>> >Tell you what, point out to me where the link you provided indicates
>> >that the male driver said,
>> >"You stupid bitch, I'm gonna yank your ass out of that car and shove
>> >your glasses down your chicken throat! How dare you be in front of me
>> >when I'm running a red light" (specifically or even really, really,
>> >close) and I'll buy a little $50 "Christmas tree" for your parish
>> >church. :-)
>> >
>> >You're under no obligation to reciprocate if you're wrong, of course,
>> >but should you feel motivated to
>> >see my "bet", I'll supply you with an address for one of the many
>> >organizations that sponsor meals for the homeless here in Seattle.
>> >Ain't Christmas fun? :-)
>>
>> Like I say, you missed it. You've no imagination.
>
> And like I said, show me where I missed the driver stating any of the
> things you claim he said and I will buy a Christmas tree for your
> church..... :-) If you can't I guess you'll simply have to "imagine"
> that I did.
>
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Step back for a minute and look at the way you are
reacting to a................JOKE!
.
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