Re: NJ bicyclists rejoice, no-lead squirrels declared safe to eat

On Oct 31, 4:32 pm, "* * Chas" <verktygj...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Scott Gordo" <blubberp...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

news:1193840827.414052.74800@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> On Oct 30, 4:04 pm, carlfo...@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
Happily, the federal government operates on the principle that the
only good squirrel is a squirrel that's been run through a blender:

Http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/30/2007-10-30_squirrels_safe_to_eat_...







Of course, if the squirrel had been processed by stainless steel
spokes, no lead contamination would have occurred.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

A lead blender? Hmmm.... I'm no metallurgist, but, uh, I don't see
lead tines making quick work of ice cubes for long.

Nor am I a hunter, so I'll have to ask. Are squirrels typically hunted
with something akin to birdshot? Is that shot not made of lead? In
fact, "put it through a lead blender" sounds like a Spillane-esque way
of saying that you hit a squirrel with too big a cartridge.

BTW, this thread is very much on topic, as Ringwood has some great
mountain biking. It's a popular destination for NYC folk as it's one
of the closer places for "real" riding. Didn't know that it's a toxic
dump. Great.

/s

Isn't ALL of NJ a toxic dump? ;-)

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Well, there ARE more toxic and less toxic areas....

/s

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