Re: you'all are missing a hell of a race.

In article
<524040ea-207e-4525-921a-816a3cbae899@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
"Paul B. Anders" <pbanders@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I'm not sure if I ever told these stories here, if I did, sorry for
the repeat. Seana Hogan was in our club for a while, she told us two
stories from FRAAM. In one, somewhere past the Mississippi, a team car
was following their guy, when he suddenly stopped and got off his bike
and kneeled down on the road. When they got up to him, he was petting
a piece of flattened roadkill - thought it was his cat.

IIRC, he was saying "nice kitty" to a dead skunk.

The other
story was about a guy who had gone down for his 2 hours of sleep and
they were trying to wake him up. He kept thrashing around, they
couldn't get him to wake up, and he blurted out, "I've just been
talking to God, and God says 'Take the Bus!"".

Stopped on a railroad crossing and it finished with "Take the Train".

Mike G.
Was there
Three-time RAAM Crew Chief
Popping in on raceacrossamerica.org these days to see how Lee Mitchell
and Laird Hamilton are doing this year in the four-person teams

http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/
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