Re: the AIM of LIFE .



TheSmokingGnu <anonymityisavirtue@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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Richard Riley wrote:
I do find the Mormans and Jehova's Witnesses that come to the door to
be awfully annoying. But they're just trying to get you to take a
copy of "The Watchtower." They don't have an exploding vest.

Maybe that's the problem; the Mormons ought to be using exploding vests
loaded with copies of The Watchtower, so that you'll have to take at
least one that landed, entrail-free, in your living room.

Just imagine, simultaneously enlightened and then bludgeoned to death by
knowledge. The mind boggles. :P

TheSmokingGnu

PS: Every time I see this thread topic posted here, I blindly jump into
it in the hopes someone has written an AIM for life. It would certainly
make my hand-signal skills better!


I generally ask them to come over for the human sacrifice we have every
saturday night.

Think I'm kidding? I can tell you with some certainty they don;t come back
after that.



Bertie

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    ... Richard Riley wrote: ... be awfully annoying. ... They don't have an exploding vest. ... loaded with copies of The Watchtower, so that you'll have to take at least one that landed, entrail-free, in your living room. ...
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