Re: Pissing contests



eyeball wrote:
On Aug 26, 5:16 am, "George Z. Bush" <georgezb...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
tomcervo wrote:
I hate pissing contests. I always lose--too much linear friction.
You're bragging.....sadly, mine is too infinitessimal to warrant mentioning.
(^v^))))))))))

George Z.

One time I was on top of this real tall building with two other guys
and we decided to measure our parts to allow for distance before the
pissing contest. So the first guy said well mine goes down about two
stories, second man said well mine goes down about one so they asked
about me and I said I'm dodging traffic.

Definition of overinflated ego: he holds a 2 incher like a baseball bat. I aren't directing that at anyone in particular.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
.



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