Re: [OT]Thursday funny..


"Da Frank" <fajp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 19:44:50 +1000, fajp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Da Frank)
wrote:

And before Jackie gets around to post this :

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

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Regards, Frank

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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder
and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon
and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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Hal S.



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