Re: RPM

On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:03:15 +1100, fajp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Da Frank)
wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:35:37 +1100, David Melville
><spamawayDONTSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>Frank, you promised never to post drunk again.
>>
>Ok, i see i have to go a bit technical on that.
>
>To produce anything, you need energy. Energy depends on fuel intake
>and your capacity to burn it. So as a young semen, if those
>requirements are fulfilled, you will be able to exert quite a force
>and help to produce an egg.

When you first did reproduction in biology, you were at the back of
the class, masturbating feverishly ...

>As an egg you are quite a helpless and dumb entity. You just sit there
>unable to move and if someone spins you, you spin and there is nothing
>you can do about it. You can only hope that others will look after
>your well being. Such as keeping you at just the right temperature,
>gently turning you at the right times while providing you with comfort
>and safety not to break your shell in the process.
>If all that caring goes well you will keep gaining confidence, and
>eventually you'll reach a level when it's time to break out of that
>shell and become a... chicken !
>
>Once a chicken, you are still quite dependent on others, but will no
>longer rely on them as much, because with all that training to become
>a big powerful chicken and with the extra food, care and training you
>will run real fast and at those speeds velocity will be the friend you
>really want to embrace.
>
>While, and contrary to rumours, crossing the road is ok, do note that
>your progress as a fast chicken on the roads may be halted at times by
>trained pigs, who sniff out and chase all fast chicken(although lately
>they just take a photo of your underwear, the sick bloody voyeurs) and
>also by grease monkeys who are strange animals that like to strip and
>touch you with metal objects. At times though, this is an unavoidable
>if very uncomfortable confrontation.
>Beware, these dangerous predators have been known to reduce your
>ability to maintain the fuel supply and in extreme circumstances have
>been known to completely stop you from running.
>
>
>So..
>Just trust me, the evolutionary rundown is correct. Had Darwin been
>into engines, he couldn't have put it better... Then again, ask what
>the Pope thinks about *his* theory.
>
>HTH ;-)

.... and you haven't stopped yet, have you? ;)

--
HooDooWitch
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