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Greenpeace and Sierra Club policy wonks are scrambling to find a connection
between the Mars Rovers and Big Oil, Halliburton and the Bush
Administration after it was revealed that Martian ice caps are rapidly
melting.. apparently due to global warming.

When it was suggested that increased solar activity might be the cause of
the phenomenon on both planets, activist Barba Streisand exclaimed: "Dont
be an ass.. you know how far away Mars is from here?"

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and New Black Panther Party leader Attorney
Malik Zulu Shabazz suggested it was a Bush plot to kill indigenous
Martians.

Meanwhile, commenters on Markos Zu***'s Blog DailyKos are suggesting a CIA
plot to siphon off the CO2 polar caps from Mars to Earth in order to hasten
the economic disruptions already in the works for Cuba and Venezuela.

Cindy Sheehan, after consulting with interstellar statesman Ramsey Clark,
demanded an immediate end to the occupation of Mars, in addition to Iraq
and New Orleans.
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