oooo i can't take it no more - OT



comical relief, it's starting to smell like electrical burn up in here

You never a really big, tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair. You never
see a wheelchair with a roll-bar. You never see someone taking a ***
while running at full speed. And, you never see a picture of Margaret
Thatcher strapping on a dildo.

aht! don'tchew touch that KF button!

it's true, some dogs will eat cat turds. Yeah. Don't let them lick you
that day. Get a bottle of listerine for him. Try to make him gargle.
Pour it down his throat and tell him to howl. Come on howl. Howl #$#$#
$. Stomp on his tail. Howl, I said g$%$%$ howl.

one more.. im copy.paste these from george carlin post

Those dogs are great, they'll break the ice when a new neighbor comes
to call. "Hi were the Jooohhhnsons. What's his name?" "Ballsniffer.
He's a Crotch-hound. Let me know if you want to get circumcised, he on
duty till five o'clock."

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