Re: The Krooborg sucks *** and kills RAO

On Mar 14, 1:27 pm, George M. Middius <cmndr _ george @ comcast .
net> wrote:
The Krooborg casts about for a grownup it can tattle to. Not finding one,
the Beast aims his self-pity at the sky.

Whereas flaming anyone you don't approve of helps.
Note that Stephen targets Scott and lets the rest of [my supreme master's] posse off
the hook.

Kudos on again avoiding your typical IKYABWAI. I hope Stephen appreciates
the effort you expended at being only a loutish, insufferable sack of ***
and not a repetitive, loutish, insufferable sack of ***.

Are you planning on attending chruch(tm) this Sunday, Arnii? I'm waiting for
you to help decipher those inscrutable nuggets I found on their site. Has
the pastor adopted Krooglish as Goose Puke's lingua 'borgica? Maybe you
can ask him to translate these excerpts into human language for us.

"The Worship Arts ministry exists to help people make Christ the
center of their lives through changing encounters with God."

What does "changing encounters with God" mean? What does "make Christ the
center of their lives" mean? These are bizarre phrases to a layperson.
Christ doesn't actually exist, and nobody actually encounters "God". Is
everything on this site based entirely on fantasy?

"The purpose of the Shepherd Care Committee is to help implement the
church's vision by encouraging each individual to persevere through
trials, to love one another and to enjoy the fruits of the spirit."

This one isn't quite so opaque. "Persevere through trials" and "love one
another" are admirable ideals in any religion, no matter how otherworldly.
But what does "fruits of the spirit" mean? I thought Christians are
supposed wary of fruit-based exchanges because of that business with the
snake and the apple.

"Our vision is to evangelize our community and beyond through
outreach ministries and by challenging one another to live and
proclaim the Gospel."

Hoo-boy! We Normals get nauseated at the thought of sanctimonious
religious freaks going forth to "evangelize our community". Personally, I
slam the door in their faces if they try to evangelize my neighborhood. As
far as "challenging one another to live and proclaim the Gospel",
everybody knows that's a load of caca. In light of how you, Arnii
Kroofeces, behave, there's no way can that be a serious goal for Goose
Puke Chruch. Somebody should really get in touch with Pastor Matt and let
him know how your shitty behavior reflects on his precious chruch.

This has been my problem with evangelical Christians for quite some
time. The language they use is utter nonsense. This is one of the
reasons why organized religion is become less and less relevant every
day.

I do have to admit a fondness for Pastor Melissa Scott. She's
adorable. I can watch her blather on and on about nothing for hours.

Boon
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