Re: George "Shovels" Middius admits: "Devastating RAO is and was my primary object!"

soundhaspriority@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx said:


You see? NOW I'm impressed. I mean look at all these dumbass forgers
who've been struggling for over 2 months to do forgeries of my posts,
and couldn't come up with a decent forgery if their life depended on
it. Look at Mad Morein, running all over the place like a chicken with
his head cut off, trying to fool people into thinking he's me. But on
your very -first try-, you came up with an -excellent- forgery!
Congrats! It's nearly as good as some of my forgeries, "and that's
saying something" (tm). It fooled Shovels and maybe a few others, but
"that's not saying much". Middius is an imbecile who could be fooled if
you put a Zorro mask over your eyes. However, the damn thing almost
fooled me. Yup, you almost had me saying "Hmmm.... why don't I remember
writing that?".


I didn't want it to be too hard, that's why I posted from my wanadoo
account, and left some clues in for those, perceptive enough to
understand.


Of course, it isn't just the fact that you used the exact same email
address, no. It's all the thought you put into all the little details.
Someone who hasn't "drunken from the cup of SHP" would not be able to
put up such an accurate fake-- shows you were listening! In case you
think I didn't notice, I see you have the "Doctor" thing in there (a
recent homage to Crazy Bob, who thinks everyone's a "Doctor"), the
"thanks for...." line (stolen from Krueger actually), the word
"obsession" (correctly subtly "typoed", as I am wont to do), the word
"me" (wouldn't be an SHP post without it, I figure...), the "close
buddy" remark (I almost have that trademarked...), the "Crazy Bob"
phrase, the words "good sound" together, as well as the SHP usuals of
"trollers" and "chickenshits", the phrase "tried my tweaks" (if I only
I got commissions for using that phrase, boy I'd be up Easy St.!), and
"Beltish procedures" was a good try, except I don't say that, it's
actually "Beltist procedures", and there's the Belt site address at
http://www.belt.demon.co.uk, which -has- to be included because I get a
commission every time I post it, the word "literally", which I've used
"thousands of times"... /literally/. And of course, stressing words by
putting them in caps (NOT), which is something of a signature. Then
there's the reference to Shovels (aka "Dr. George") being a
small-minded man ("little"), and me putting him down for not having a
life. And finally, you remember to include my precious, precious,
annoying "LOL!" (which I stole from Arny again). Brilliant!


Thank you, I must say I have a great teacher though.


You just forgot one thing Sander: to give me a head's up! If I'd have
known it was you I would not have complained to your ISP about the
forgery (sorry! knee jerk reaction!). A lot of ISPs frown on that sort
of forgery and boot their users off (trust me, I know this for a
fact!). Anyway, thanks for showing these dumb rubes so obsessed with
forging my identity, how its done.


You're welcome, of course.
I've had a very good laugh out of all this, and I'll promise to not do
this too often ;-)

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- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down their level and beat you with experience. -
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