FORGERY Re: Amazing FREE Audio Tweak No. 2! For Advanced Audiophiles Only - PLAY WITHOUT PLAYER!


The fake troll "soundhasprior...@xxxxxxxxx", who's really:
deano@xxxxxxxx wrote:


You're also missing the three letters at the end of my name. And a
few screws, and some brains, and a sense of purpose in life, and a
refined sense of humour, and a lot of other things I can't help you
find. But I'm sure you can find the remaining 3 letters in my name
and at least try to do a good forgery. You'll have to use the same
email address as I, otherwise we'll know its you, Deano. And what's
with the stupid link that doesn't go anywhere? Drop that too.



soundhasprior...@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
Have you ever found yourself wishing you could listen to a CD without
having to put it into a cumbersome and unwieldy CD-Player? Well now
you CAN, thanks to this compleatley free of charge free tip what I am
about to start telling you about now!

Firstly you need to turn the CD playside up and examine the surface.
Now, those of you who aren't color blind will notice the playing
surface reflects light into millions of different colours, some of
which you might recognise as being blue, orange, yellow, or green.

Now here's the secret: your CD player shines onto these colors and the
receptor on the other side of the play-mechanism interprets and
converts these colors into useable sound!

The more cleaver readers amongst you will by now have realised - your
EYES are also capable of listening to color in this way.

The solution is therefore quite simple.

1) Remove the playing-laser from your CD player
2) Hold the CD play-side AWAY from your eyes, but in front of your
face
3) Shine the laser THROUGH the CD and into your eyes (those who have
eyes separated by a large nose may need to wiggle the laser around a
bit).

Hey presto - you're now able to SEE the music you previously wanted to
listen to, and with the money you've saved on an expensive player you
can easily afford any eye operations or eye-patches you might need
later on in life. I know I did!

Kisses!
http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple

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