Re: New Tweak: Dihydrogen Monoxide Spray
- From: "nyob123@xxxxxxxxxxx" <nyob123@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:24:56 -0800
"Trevor Wilson" <trevor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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That's true for almost everything that kills.
"Robert Morein" <nowhere@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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This new miracle spray, DMS imparts an awesome liquidity to reproduced
sound. Supplied in 1/10 ounce spray bottles, or approximately ten
applications. It's not commonly known, but all audio components contain
smoke. It is necessary to release the smoke in order for the full
potential (to ground) to be reached. Now, for the first time, Russian
Dihydrogen Monoxide, which can only be synthesized from nuclear breeder
reactors that have reached criticality, has been licensed for export
through RME Inc. (yes, that's right folks, Robert Morein Electronics.)
Apply Dihydrogen Monoxide Spray liberally to energized amplifiers.
Particularly effective with tube electronics. Apply directly to plate
caps, transformer windings, and all ventilation holes.
RME Electronics works synergypically [sic] with both California
Fantasises Krysstal Lubricant and Astroglide. At an introductory price of
$100 per 1/10 ounce bottle, our shipment is already half sold out. Since
the Russian Nuclear Reactors, located in Chernobyl, are slated for
shutdown, we cannot guarantee additional supplies. Reserve yours now.
Call (215) 646-4894. It will be an enriching experience.
**That stuff should be banned instantly. It kills without warning. More
children dies in the US from that substance, than are killed by bullets.
--
Trevor Wilson
www.rageaudio.com.au
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