Re: Alarming calculations!

On Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:02:45 GMT, <nyob123@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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>"paul packer" <packer@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>news:436b3163.41810572@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> I've just finished calculating, courtesy of a theorem much too
>> complicated for anyone on this NG to understand, how long Mike spends
>> posting here, and the figures are truly shocking.
>>
>> At best estimate, calculating a typing speed of 50 wpm, Mike spends a
>> little over 23 hours a day posting here. Assuming he needs at least 20
>> minutes for intake of sustenance (assuming of course that he's not on
>> a drip), that means he gets less than three quarters of an hour's
>> sleep a day, and thus no REM sleep, which of course means that he's
>> been posting here from the beginning in a state of twilight
>> consciousness, possibly with peripheral delusions, and probably with
>> symptoms of malnutrition to boot. Now I know this makes his dedication
>> to the cause of Arnie and ABX truly award worthy, but I believe this
>> is an unhealthy lifestyle and that an ambulance--equipped with a
>> gurney with very strong straps--should be despatched to his address
>> immediately. Barring that his ISP should pull the plug for his own
>> good. I'm all for dedication, especially to Arnie, who certainly
>> deserves all the help he can get, but one's health should always come
>> first. That's what my Mum told me.
>>
>I'm trying to recal when I've ever been less than civil with you Paul.
>
>What a relief to know that character is not an issue for you.

Mike, you're doing an Arny Krueger, which is to say seeing an attack
where none is taking place. The above is just a gentle, hopefully
humorous dig at the number of posts you generate, not a monstrous
assault on your soul. Please don't copy Arnie in having no sense of
humour whatsoever.
.

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