Two and a half men disclaimer

At the end of each two and a half men episode there is a page of text
( black letters against a white background) that I guess would be the
standard disclaimer. It comes and goes to fast to read but I think
that what is displayed there is nothing like a standard disclaimer but
is somebod's playground. I haven't access to a recorder so that I may
stop and actually read the thing so I wonder if anyone knows anything.