Re: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired -- Fingers Work Perfectly

On Nov 27, 6:29�am, Clay <clay0nl...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Terrorists' Restless Leg Syndrome
Ann Coulter
Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I thought the rest of the world was going to love us if we elected B.
Hussein Obama! Somebody better tell the Indian Muslims.

As everyone but President-elect B. Hussein Obama's base knows, many of
the Guantanamo detainees cannot be sent to their home countries,
cannot be released and cannot be tried. They need to be held in some
form of extra-legal limbo the rest of their lives, sort of like Phil
Spector.

And now they're Obama's problem.

If Obama wants his detention of Islamic terrorists to be dramatically
different from Bush's Guantanamo, my suggestion is that he cut off --
so to speak -- the expensive prosthetic limb procedures now being
granted the detained terrorists.

Far from being sodomized and tortured by U.S. forces -- as Obama's
base has wailed for the past seven years -- the innocent scholars and
philanthropists being held at Guantanamo have been given expensive,
high-tech medical procedures at taxpayer expense. If we're not
careful, multitudes of Muslims will be going to fight Americans in
Afghanistan just so they can go to Guantanamo and get proper treatment
for attention deficit disorder and erectile dysfunction.

After being captured fighting with Taliban forces against Americans in
2001, Abdullah Massoud was sent to Guantanamo, where the one-legged
terrorist was fitted with a special prosthetic leg, at a cost of
$50,000-$75,000 to the U.S. taxpayer. Under the Americans With
Disabilities Act, Massoud would now be able to park his car bomb in a
handicapped parking space!

No, you didn't read that wrong, because the VA won't pay for your new
glasses. I said $75,000. I would have gone with hanging at sunrise,
but what do I know?

Upon his release in March 2004, Massoud hippity-hopped back to
Afghanistan and quickly resumed his war against the U.S. Aided by his
new artificial leg, just months later, in October 2004, Massoud
masterminded the kidnapping of two Chinese engineers in Pakistan
working on the Gomal Zam Dam project.

This proved, to me at least, that people with disabilities can do
anything they put their minds to. Way to go, you plucky extremist!

Massoud said he had nothing against the Chinese but wanted to
embarrass Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf for cooperating with
the Americans. You know, the Americans who had just footed -- you
should pardon the expression -- a $75,000 bill for his prosthetic leg.
Pakistani forces stormed Massoud's hideout, killing all the
kidnappers, including Massoud. Only one of the Chinese engineers was
rescued alive.

As a result of the kidnapping, the Chinese pulled all 100 engineers
and dam workers out of Pakistan, and work on the dam ceased. This was
bad news for the people of Pakistan -- but good news for the
endangered Pakistani snail darter!

In none of the news accounts I read of Massoud's return to jihad after
his release from Guantanamo is there any mention of the fact that his
prosthetic leg was acquired in Guantanamo, courtesy of American
taxpayers after he was captured trying to kill Americans on the
battlefield in Afghanistan.

News about the prosthetic leg might interfere with stories of the
innocent aid workers being held captive at Guantanamo in George Bush's
AmeriKKKa.

To the contrary, although Massoud's swashbuckling reputation as a
jihadist with a prosthetic leg appears in many news items, where he
got that leg is almost purposely hidden -- even lied about.

"Abdullah Massoud ... had earned both sympathy and reverence for his
time in Guantanamo Bay. ... Upon his release, he made it home to
Waziristan and resumed his war against the U.S. With his long hair,
his prosthetic limb and impassioned speeches, he quickly became a
charismatic inspiration to Waziristan's youth." -- The New York Times

He's not a one-legged terrorist -- he's a freedom fighter living with
a disability. I think we could all learn something about courage from
this man.

"He lost his leg in a landmine explosion a few days before the fall of
Kabul to the Taliban in September 1996. It didn't dampen his
enthusiasm as a fighter and he got himself an artificial leg later,
says Yusufzai."( -- The Indo-Asian News Service

Where? At COSTCO?

"The 29-year-old Massoud, who lost his left leg in a landmine
explosion while fighting alongside the Taliban, often used to ride a
horse or camel because his disability made it painful for him to walk
long distances in hilly areas." -- BBC Monitoring South Asia

Side-saddle, I'm guessing. And you just know those caves along the
Afghan-Pakistan border aren't wheelchair accessible.

"He was educated in Peshawar and was treated in Karachi after his left
leg was blown up in a landmine explosion in the Wreshmin Tangi gorge
near Kabul in September 1996. He now walks with an artificial leg
specifically made for him in Karachi." -- Gulf News (United Arab
Emirates)

Karachi? Hey, how do I get into this guy's HMO?

They can't lick leprosy in Karachi, but the Gulf News tells us Massoud
got his artificial leg at one of their specialty hospitals.

Anyone who thinks the Guantanamo detainees can be released without
consequence doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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-C-

However, yours keep hitting the send button to post this OT drivel--
unless you are what's left of her syndication network.
Too fucking stupid to trim your addressees?
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