Re: How many nude photos does Britney have to do to escape media vultures?
- From: Rob Jensen <ShutUpRob@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:59:46 -0500
On Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:34:07 -0500, "Ken from Chicago"
<kwicker1b_nospam@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
She was nearly nude in her "Toxic" bodysuit, had the nude pregger statue
done now she's done a nude pregger photo spread for a magazine--but for SOME
reason the vultures in media simply REFUSE to respect her privacy! Why?
Why?! WHY?!!
Because she hasn't shown us her nipples yet, silly. The tabloid media
just won't be satisfied until they know for sure what color her
aureolas are and how dimpled they might be. And if Sean Preston makes
them bleed from biting as he nurses, all the better, as far as US
Weakly is concerned.
-- Rob
--
LORELAI: In the movie, only boy hobbits travel to Mount
Doom, but that's only because the girls went to do something
even more dangerous.
GIRL: What?
LORELAI: Have you ever heard of a Brazilian Bikini Wax?
.
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