Re: Another example of Schuh as moron (was Another Synthol moron)
- From: Sean O'Hara <seanohara@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:03:58 -0400
In the Year of the Golden Pig, the Great and Powerful William
December Starr declared:
The class understood the text. Many of them didn't like it. But
they understood it fine. It's flowery language, and it's got a
few unfamiliar words in it (as above, with "quietus" and "fardels"
and such). But flowery phrasing and a scattering of unfamiliar
vocabulary don't make it a different language.
I think it does. It cannot be read, for comprehension, without
significant pre-processing, by a person who is (if I may flatter
myself) quite competent and well-schooled in the English language.
Then your complaint isn't with Shakespeare but poetry. Browning
twisted his sentence structures to fit meter and rhyme just as much
as Shakespeare, but he wrote only ~150 years ago.
I found
A thing to do, and all her hair
In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her.
While Shakespeare's prose is perfectly clear.
Henry: Methinks I could not die anywhere so contented as in
the king's company, his cause being just and his quarrel
honorable.
Will: That's more than we know.
Bates: Ay, or more than we should seek after; for we know enough
if we know we were the king's subjects. If his cause be wrong,
our obedience to the king wipes the crime of it out of us.
Will: But if the cause be not good, the king himself hath a
heavy reckoning to make; when all those legs and arms and
heads, chopped off in a battle, shall join together at the
latter day and cry all, "We died at such a place;" some
swearing, some crying for a surgeon, some upon their wives
left poor behind them, some upon the debts they owe, some
upon their children rawly left. I am afeard there are few
die well that die in a battle; for how can they charitably
dispose of any thing when blood is their argument? Now if
these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for
the king that led them to it, whom to disobey were against
all proportion of subjection.
--
Sean O'Hara <http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com>
Veronica: It's a Zagat guide for hookers.
--Veronica Mars
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