Re: King and Irving to Rowling: Don't Kill Harry Potter


Luke Webber wrote:
Mike Schilling wrote:
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Sea Wasp wrote:
No 33 Secretary wrote:
Kill King and Irving by beating them to death _with_ Potter.
King can defend himself with the Gunslinger, the unedited Stand, and
a whole lot more. Irving's probably the soft target here.
Oh I don't know. There's Roberta, the transgendered ex Green Bay Packers
tight end, Suzie the bear, or State o' Maine, the /real/ bear. Lots of
bears, for that matter. He's not without his resources.

Don't overlook Owen Meany, easy though that might be.

Ah, but Owen wasn't the killer type. More the saviour type, in fact.
Possibly more of a Harry analogue than a Harry killer. Especially if
Rowling really does the deed most foul. Imagine a bunch of Firsties in
place of the refugees, and substitute a magical equivalent for the
grenade. Harry had better get busy practicing his jump shot. <g>

Actually, be prepared for the surprise twist that the Dumbledor we saw
killed was actually a robot.

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