Re: OT - an announcement

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:12:21 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Merrick Baldelli wrote:

On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:52:54 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


I met the nicest, sweetest guy. He was such a doll, we had some
very nice chemistry going... And then after about 12 hours of us
flirting he mentioned that "computers are evil".

And he'd seemed so NORMAL up til then.


I've read this six times, and I still can't stop my laughing
when I read this!!

Awww bless! You met a Luddite! They can be rather sweet too,
in that endearing, "I think I can train you to walk erect in the
Information Age" sort of way.

He's sweet all right, but I'm not sure I can trust anyone so alien
with my person. I mean... He's clearly insane, and who knows what
other insanity is going on inside his pretty little head?

Well, think of it this way... You could always find out... I
mean first invest in either pepper spray or a cattle prod. Or both!
If you're that sort of kinky enough.

Then when his warpedness comes out to play, you bring him down
hard, saying, "Now, now.. This is just a happy warning to keep that
kink of yours down to a minimum."

Repeat the procedure until he's properly trained, *OR* he runs
away screaming into the night. Whichever comes first.

I'll admit though, they take a hell of a lot more work, not to
mention the liberal use of a St Andrews Cross when introducing them to
the thought that "Computers really aren't all that bad, see?"

There's that work word again. Next relationship I get into, the
other person is going to have to be the one that does all the work. I'm
tired of it being me.

Good luck with that. It took me close to 20 years to find
this man that is positively no work at all. Well other than perhaps
telling him, you really do need to get to bed, I'm hyperkinetic after
all and it's rather difficult to keep up with me at 2 in the morning.
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