Re: Let me simplify it for you...

David Loewe, Jr. <dloewe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
If you want to see twisty, look at the section of the Mississippi
just upstream from Cairo, Illinois.

Mark Twain said it best:

In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower
Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year.
Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that
in the Old Oolitic Silurian Period, just a million years ago next
November, the Lower Mississippi River was upwards of one million three
hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico
like a fishing-rod. And by the same token any person can see that
seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will
be only a mile and three-quarters long, and Cairo and New Orleans
will have joined their streets together, and be plodding comfortably
along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is
something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns
of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
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