Re: the new novel about Da Vinci(in:WWW.BOOKFOREVER.COM)

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:14:24 -0500, Marilee J. Layman
<marilee@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:40:33 -0800 (PST),
"davidextremewriter@xxxxxxxxx" <davidextremewriter@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

The style of this novel is a combination of romance , science
fiction , realism and comedy styles . And the Author will take you to

No, no, I'm taking the author to the airlock.

Would that be the romance airlock*, the science fiction airlock**, the
realism airlock*** or the comedy airlock*** styles...?

*"Oh, my love, I will hold you tightly forever more, and we will sail
the deeps of space together (and would you stop SQUIRMING? You are
coming with me out there, a lady can't step out alone, that isn't
romance..."

** oh, bog-standard, write your own skit, do I have to do ALL the
work?

***Basic Vacuum Anatomy 101 - what happens when your change
atmospheres, or change FROM an atomsphere to a lack of one -
cardiovascular effects, skin cohesiveness, ocular degeneration,
trouble swallowing (well, trouble breathing, but that's a given) and a
treatise on whether or not airlock exposure actually qualifies as
torture under the constitution. All will be written up - and then
heavily censored - in Government publications near you.

****an annoyed reader and a would-be Author walk into an airlock...

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